if you just drink coffee all day then you can trick your body into thinking that you've eaten. then you don't have to eat until dinner, saving you money and giving you extra time for working on hobbies, jacking off, eating snacks. things of that nature
January 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
if you just drink coffee all day then you can trick your body into thinking that you've eaten. then you don't have to eat until dinner, saving you money and giving you extra time for working on hobbies, jacking off, eating snacks. things of that nature
I 👏 will 👏 kill 👏 again👏
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I 👏 will 👏 kill 👏 again👏
i would actually rather kill myself one million times but thanks anyway!
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i would actually rather kill myself one million times but thanks anyway!
every day this guy wakes up and thinks to himself, "Welp it's another beautiful day! Time to check in and see how all 350,000 of my friends are doing!"
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
every day this guy wakes up and thinks to himself, "Welp it's another beautiful day! Time to check in and see how all 350,000 of my friends are doing!"
I'm chopped and unc and have IBS....but i DO know ball 😌
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I'm chopped and unc and have IBS....but i DO know ball 😌
I'm reading that book The Secret so I can figure out how to manifest a banana dr. pepper into real life
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'm reading that book The Secret so I can figure out how to manifest a banana dr. pepper into real life
I'm inventing a new type of egg
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm inventing a new type of egg
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i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
can't stop saying "bunt chunky whistle" to myself
January 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
can't stop saying "bunt chunky whistle" to myself
(excitedly) hustle bones are coming out of my mouth!
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
(excitedly) hustle bones are coming out of my mouth!
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Sun in an Empty Room - 1963
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/40480
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/40480
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Sun in an Empty Room - 1963
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/40480
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/40480
now that the holidays are over i can finally celebrate Pervert Boy Winter in peace
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
now that the holidays are over i can finally celebrate Pervert Boy Winter in peace
damn :( Mike F was so awesome, extremely funny and extremely talented. one of the first people on twitter that rly opened my eyes to the unique style of humor that once made that platform fun. gonna share some of my favorites posts from him in this thread as I come across them
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
damn :( Mike F was so awesome, extremely funny and extremely talented. one of the first people on twitter that rly opened my eyes to the unique style of humor that once made that platform fun. gonna share some of my favorites posts from him in this thread as I come across them
I hate when I have to wrest sovereignty away from the selfsame lord to whom i once swore fealty 😑
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hate when I have to wrest sovereignty away from the selfsame lord to whom i once swore fealty 😑
finally conditioned my instagram algo to give me the only content i desire, in the exact correct ratio
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
finally conditioned my instagram algo to give me the only content i desire, in the exact correct ratio
Merry christmas bluesky 🎄 fun Christmas fact: as an only child, Jesus Christ didn't have any sibs. but his mom had SIBS (sudden infant birth syndrome) . hope that gave you a nice holiday chuckle #MyGiftToYou
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Merry christmas bluesky 🎄 fun Christmas fact: as an only child, Jesus Christ didn't have any sibs. but his mom had SIBS (sudden infant birth syndrome) . hope that gave you a nice holiday chuckle #MyGiftToYou
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Please enjoy my Christmas standard this holiday season!
Now It's Christmas Time (This Year Again), by HCMJ
track by HCMJ
hcmjmagic.bandcamp.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Please enjoy my Christmas standard this holiday season!
i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i could easily win the lottery, i just choose not to #ItsMyChoice
I ate a whole box of bottlecaps candies and now my mouth feels like glass chalk and I spoiled my dumb little bitch appetite
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I ate a whole box of bottlecaps candies and now my mouth feels like glass chalk and I spoiled my dumb little bitch appetite
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my visual art from 2025
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my visual art from 2025
went to youtube and got jumpscared by this as the first video in my recommended
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
went to youtube and got jumpscared by this as the first video in my recommended
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Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
August 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: I have the kind of raw intelligence that makes everything in life a breeze. No big deal.
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
Me when I see a headline that’s like, “Judge stays motion to overturn blocked ban”: Only one person could ever possibly understand what this means. I’ll give you a hint. His first name was Albert
i'm at the game awards still but i'm no longer presenting the award for Best Microtransactions, they cancelled my appearance because I ate a huge bowl of lucky charms during the pre-show and they said it made me "too hyper"
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i'm at the game awards still but i'm no longer presenting the award for Best Microtransactions, they cancelled my appearance because I ate a huge bowl of lucky charms during the pre-show and they said it made me "too hyper"