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First guy to ever have a bluesky account
ummm so who called it sex addiction and not bingecrotching?!? 😂 wow this blew up! ok guys my pitbull mauled my neighbor’s newborn and I need help with legal fees again, gofundme link is in bio
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
making spaghetti. it’s dinner time in America
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Money absolutely *can* buy happiness. It doesn’t mean it *will* but it definitely can, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. That’s just some bullshit idea rich people made up to keep poor people poor. same with “integrity”
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I've never had a pap smear but I know exactly how it feels because I'm an empath 😌
August 17, 2023 at 7:58 AM
when I eat an everything bagel I scrape a lot of the little seeds off the top first. also do this with the peanut crumbles on top of ice cream Drumsticks.. "That's Just The Kind Of Guy He Is" people say
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Myth-Busting Boar Taint
on The Pig Site dot com
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this pork suchs..
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you can slice up a banana and then put a piece between two vanilla wafers with some marshmallow creme in there and you can call those “lil nanners.” thats just something you can do
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
playlist I made of what i feel are “perfect” pop songs. if you don’t Like it or Save it then i’m going to hurt nyself.. open.spotify.com/playlist/2c6...
Perfect Pop
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
they should call veterinarians "dogtors." or they could call rescue shelters "the used dog store." idk. I haven't eaten anything today yet
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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man this has got to be one of the all-time ugliest looking discographies
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
when people tell me they love autumn, this is what i see in my head and also in real life
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love to do things and to say things that I regret immediately. BUT! if i didn’t do or say them then no one would :)
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
in many ways, they should open a Cinnabon, inside my apartment..
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I love palm trees! I love golden twilight!
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
follow them, the yellow flowers
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
dds rehearsal. this is exactly how it sounds live
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i learned two new words today, “tagine” and “girt”.. the world is full of mysteries and truths waiting to be revealed
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ah well, nevertheless…
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM