Tech Journalism Pitch Bot CEO Jim Techbro said “This is only the beginning of our new phase. We are committing to providing a trough of unedited, uncontextualized, CEO quotes, printed as facts, for the consumers to read uncritically.”

“The future of toilets will all knowing ai gods that contemplate the meaning of life and solve all climate crisis problems we caused creating the toilet.ai models powering your new throne.”

#AI #Girlboss #SuperIntellegence

“Consumers want their pace maker to be their new ai powered friend. They want to talk to it and for it to listen to every conversation they have. They want their doctor’s visits and bathroom business shared with their favorite corporations and data brokers.”

That’s not coming for at least a month.

Hey, you try getting a huge boat unstuck while the world watches

In trying my best here but it’ll be at least a month

We’re doing our best here

Hey now, it’s not easy re-floating a boat stuck this deep in mud