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@techpriest.bsky.social
Millennial cliche with strong retired museum curator energy. Medic.
Lives for the memes. *Mass transit enthusiast*
To Faragism, vegetarianism is probably either coded as "foreign" (given that it's particularly common amongst Brits with roots in particular bits of south/east/south east Asian diasporas) or coded as "communist" because the guardian publishes articles about it
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Firstly "huh! I haven't seen Paul since X", so firstly, a hello from the other side lol

Secondly, I was about to ask you if you could give me an inside tip on the lottery numbers lol....
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This reminds me that my peak burnout moment as a first year doc working a "challenging" rotation in the midwinter was dreaming and entire wildly busy shift, and then waking up and realising it was all a dream and I then had to drag myself into the hospital for real
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
@stephenkb.bsky.social's subconscious when the column deadline is approaching
two men in suits are talking and the words we need to go deeper are on the screen
Alt: two men in suits are talking and the words we need to go deeper are on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Or if you give the SNP 80% of the Scottish vote the model *still* returns Edinburgh South as Labour lol
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I just attempted to put the Lib Dems and Greens on 19% into electoral calculus and I kid you not it spits out an error message saying the electoral share is "INFEASIBLY LARGE!"

Talk about *literally* breaking the models l
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The short answer is no. Genuinely, I have close friends down south who are genuinely surprised that the SNP has been in office since 2007 and is rapidly approaching "LDP in post war Japan" levels of lengthy term in office
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Look I don't know if ChatGPT has a Francophone equivalent of "delve' as a tell sign for AI generated slop but I refuse to believe that AI wasn't involved in creating this
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Russian treasury officials currently asking DeepSeek "WTI price in Chinese Yuan" followed swiftly by "how many ball bearings per barrel of crude"
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Europe (as in western elites, not either of you obvs) seriously underrated and continues to under rates the degree to which the continents defence had been underpinned by Ukraine's national character becoming "it is better to die free than live under Putin's jackboot" during and after EuroMaidan
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
a man in a black jacket says do it
Alt: a man in a black jacket says do it
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
William Stewart Halsted invented the modern North American concept of residency training at Johns Hopkins *whilst perennially hopped up on cocaine* and no one seems to acknowledge that medical training in many parts of the world still assumes Halsted-level hours without (obviously) the stimulants!
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Genuinely think Disney is going to try and retcon Gaston with "oh he's only a twit because XYZ bad things happened to him and made him jaded etc"

As opposed to "sometimes, bullies/terrible people exist, there is no backstory, no justification, they are just plain mean"
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Twitter/X follower count brain really convinced a lot of people that the purpose of social media was clout as opposed to "it's a hobby"
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Also, the health secretary publicly referring to the profession as "juvenile delinquents" is textbook "a cheap headline today you'll be paying for, for years"

Particularly given this cohort still remembers the profession being dunked on/sneered at by Hunt!
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Authors of HTSI/How To Spend It: *continue writing advice on Hermes scarves and Michelin starred dining in Tokyo*

People with terminal X/Twitter culture war brain: "this is Woke"
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Stephen Bush thought with Resist HBO characteristics"
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tangential to this, it is absolutely wild and kind of hilarious how *the Financial Times* which is the literal house journal of stockbrokers & financiers has somehow wound up coded by some as the vanguard of Woke2
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Was thinking of this after seeing that a Swedish pizzeria opened in London recently and sells pizza (for example) pizza made with donner meat, which itself exists as a concept because of middle eastern immigrants who settled in Sweden...

Food is truly the Large Hadron collider for culture
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@deliciouslegacy.bsky.social there has to be a podcast episode in this...
December 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The *layers* to this are incredible.
The fried fish in fish & chips was brought to Britain by Sephardi Jews. The chips arrived from France/Belgium in the 1800s. British style chippies exist in Mallorca to cater to tourists and (pre-Brexit) retirees in Spain. The Alam brothers added spice from Lahore
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Five Woke2 Families
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Starmer Ultras be more offended by cabinet level inaction/effective complicity in racism more than the accusation of inaction/complicity in racism challenge (impossible)
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Like, you could just as easily pitch "HOI4 mods are molding the next generation into being pro breaking up Russia and Tuvan independence" lol
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM