Teddy Gilmore
@teddygilmore.bsky.social
Not sure what I’m doing here.
1991 Pizza Hut March Madness promotional basketball-ass court.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
1991 Pizza Hut March Madness promotional basketball-ass court.
They got a name for people like you.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
They got a name for people like you.
Part of being a US senator is that history will judge you regardless of what you do or don’t do. So you might as well do something. Anything but regurgitate headlines we’re acutely aware of.
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Part of being a US senator is that history will judge you regardless of what you do or don’t do. So you might as well do something. Anything but regurgitate headlines we’re acutely aware of.
They make all their own dippin’ sauces in-house.
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
They make all their own dippin’ sauces in-house.
Game is about to pass out with a frozen pizza still in the oven.
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Game is about to pass out with a frozen pizza still in the oven.
Shutting out the Raiders 31-0 in October is doing wonders for the margin.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Shutting out the Raiders 31-0 in October is doing wonders for the margin.
Sweetie, the man is here!
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sweetie, the man is here!
Whatever you say, man.
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Whatever you say, man.
Simone Biles caliber of gymnastics to arrive at Mahomes started it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Simone Biles caliber of gymnastics to arrive at Mahomes started it.
Pierzynski’s as sharp as a wet hot dog bun.
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Pierzynski’s as sharp as a wet hot dog bun.
Big Tom Haverford energy.
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Big Tom Haverford energy.