Teddy Gilmore
@teddygilmore.bsky.social
Not sure what I’m doing here.
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4 out of 5 uncles have given a drifter a ride to an arby’s that was more than fifty miles away.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
4 out of 5 uncles have given a drifter a ride to an arby’s that was more than fifty miles away.
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Rob Reiner also represented the big-hearted, upper-middlebrow movie that just doesn't seem to get made any more.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Rob Reiner also represented the big-hearted, upper-middlebrow movie that just doesn't seem to get made any more.
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*calling the butterball helpline*
how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*calling the butterball helpline*
how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
how can i get a bunch of arrows out of my car tires?
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Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce
You think you’re doing a good job of avoiding the ‘Sunday Scaries’ and then these clown dicks show up after Sunday night football and existential dread grips your soul.
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You think you’re doing a good job of avoiding the ‘Sunday Scaries’ and then these clown dicks show up after Sunday night football and existential dread grips your soul.
Call me old fashioned but I always remove my hat when “Night Moves” comes on the radio.
August 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Call me old fashioned but I always remove my hat when “Night Moves” comes on the radio.
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These sick losers are getting everything they’ve always wanted. They’re ruining people’s lives and laughing about it. They’re tearing down things others built for fun. They’re making their enemies grovel.
But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods.
But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods.
Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, UK....
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance
The vice president had reportedly attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, weeks after the venue hosted Kamala Harris.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
These sick losers are getting everything they’ve always wanted. They’re ruining people’s lives and laughing about it. They’re tearing down things others built for fun. They’re making their enemies grovel.
But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods.
But they will NEVER enjoy Pints With The Lads. They’ve been deemed unworthy by the Pint Gods.
Alligator Alcatraz should be an unreleased Warren Zevon song, not a hastily built concentration camp on US soil.
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Alligator Alcatraz should be an unreleased Warren Zevon song, not a hastily built concentration camp on US soil.
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The person driving around with the parking ticket still on her windshield is me.
June 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The person driving around with the parking ticket still on her windshield is me.
The Mt. Rushmore of Chets
June 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Mt. Rushmore of Chets
JJ Spaun joins Bill & Ted as San Dimas high school’s most notable alumni.
June 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
JJ Spaun joins Bill & Ted as San Dimas high school’s most notable alumni.
FRIENDSHIP the movie 👍
May 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
FRIENDSHIP the movie 👍
HBO: Electric Boogaloo
May 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HBO: Electric Boogaloo
At this point Arcade Fire should consider just going by Arcade.
May 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
At this point Arcade Fire should consider just going by Arcade.
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Send Wade Boggs to space with a case of beer and watch how quickly America becomes exceptional again.
April 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Send Wade Boggs to space with a case of beer and watch how quickly America becomes exceptional again.
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“Hungry Like the Wolf” is grade ‘A’ dog shit.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Hungry Like the Wolf” is grade ‘A’ dog shit.
If you’re a @schumer.senate.gov staffer, now is a great time to quit.
March 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you’re a @schumer.senate.gov staffer, now is a great time to quit.
I’d be more jazzed about daylight savings if we could spring forward at like 2pm Monday.
March 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’d be more jazzed about daylight savings if we could spring forward at like 2pm Monday.
Paper ass tiger
WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says he's lifting tariffs on most goods from Mexico for 4 weeks amid economic fears from trade war.
March 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Paper ass tiger
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
Hollywood’s 2nd biggest night is any night you get the left turn arrow on Franklin/La Brea.
March 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hollywood’s 2nd biggest night is any night you get the left turn arrow on Franklin/La Brea.
Will I watch the Daytona 500? No, but I’ll watch the hell out of Days of Thunder on basic cable with commercials.
February 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Will I watch the Daytona 500? No, but I’ll watch the hell out of Days of Thunder on basic cable with commercials.