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teddymonstah.bsky.social
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@teddymonstah.bsky.social
The Xbox lobby screaming racist, internet tough guys, the clear salt of the earth silly gooses who show their faces when they are on TCAP time are less inclined to be on bluesky. Means far less "we get it your penis is historically tiny" moments"<peace
Getting faked out by an 80 year old felon is woke af. Dude don't care about eggs. He can afford eggs. Billionaires can afford eggs. Tf made anyone think that was something to hang their hats on is beyond me. Low hanging fruit huh lmao
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Anybody see Ben Shapiro get absolutely ratioed by his own klan after acting like the country is split on the topic of hating our healthcare industry with every fiber of our beings.
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Speedrunning how to break a social media site

Itty bitty titty committee Musk
December 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I saw something in the sky behind my families little plot of land, directly over my neighbors house, circa. 2011. It changed my life as it opened my eyes. It was simultaneously the most incredibly frightening, mind-bending attempt by my brain to make sense of the unprecedented and le unpalpable awe
December 1, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Idk what this is, but it's a bop, and you deserve it
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Wtaf historical humans? What does breath marking a face even entail like....do...do you lick her face? Why not just ask her? This is so on pt with where we ended up its not even surprising lol
'How to tell if a woman is wearing make-up. Take saffron and chew it, then get as near to the woman as you can and talk and talk to her so that your breath marks her face; if she's wearing make up, it will go yellow, if not, nothing will happen'. 🤢
Giambattista della Porta, Natural Magic, 1558.
November 29, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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Once again, you can’t understand American history without wrestling with Black history. Whether you smile or feel discomfort.

heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/november-2...
November 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Who else is wondering what the cringe AA version of this is? Probably didn't even have one. But if this is before Jim Crow, then the racism was implied they didn't need to slap it on all the water fts just yet. It was known that nothing was meant for those folks, hence burning and hanging and murder
Thanksgiving Day menu at the original Plaza Hotel, NYC, in 1899.
Prices listed in cents. To compare, 30¢ = about $10 today.
Image shared by the NY Public Library.
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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The App Store reviews for X/Twitter are…yikes…
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Show me what you sourced from your parents abode, borrowed, Gathered, or simply stole like the heathens we are. Don't be shy, nobody cares about that dry ass turkey anyways so show us what ye stole from your mamas house lol
November 29, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I've really been into puzzles lately. I am sharing what I've been able to accomplish with a friend.
November 28, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Epic capture ….Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona ✨👏✨😎✨
November 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I never have any followers. Probably be the same here. But hey, happy to be here, ladies n gents. Thanks for having me
November 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Happy to be here. Glad to see X fail. Just love to see the rich screw things up lol
November 24, 2024 at 2:58 AM