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Ted
@tedinpa.bsky.social
World's most reasonable person
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets
Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
I love the fact that McEntarfer has her real name in both her username and display name and that bozo somehow managed not to realize who she was or get her name right
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
But what does "abolish ICE" mean, really. Could be anything
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Any word on whether this means there is a new Drip King?
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Yeah, there are 2 kinds of people in this world: people who realize he's wrong about this and perverts who like touchbacks
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I guess he must really like touchbacks?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
All I see is the image are the words "a joke." Can you explain this, please?
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Did the grink do gingles
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Court Rules Stern Didn't Do "Very Bad Things"
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Elon Musk
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Everyone to Jeffries:
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I just checked and this is real and I think I need to lie down for a bit
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Damn, I figured some would be canceled, but _all_ of them? Shit, what am I supposed to do now, talk to my family?
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Still waiting for mine. Maybe next Tuesday I can squeeze this in
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
That's wokay by me
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Define "party"
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Can't wait to sing Wokelahoma at karawoke
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We're watching Woker Folie á Deux
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Platforming kid diddlers to own the libs
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That groundhog is an asshole
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The broadcast on Twitter should go off without a hitch
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
And then there's the emails from those guys to Epstein that are like, "hey, Jeff, thanks again for hosting me at Pedo Island. Just to confirm, that 16-year-old Ukrainian blonde really liked me and was not being paid or coerced to say so, right?"
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 AM