Ted
@tedinpa.bsky.social
World's most reasonable person
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
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Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets
Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Butthole Suffers
The Butthole Suffers
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Yeastie Boys
The Yeastie Boys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Stashing Pumpkins
Stashing Pumpkins
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Butthole Suffers
The Butthole Suffers
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That's certainly one way to manage the clock
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
That's certainly one way to manage the clock
Nic Cage had to be involved in this
An American nuclear device disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains during a covert mission. After losing it 60 years ago, the U.S. government still refuses to acknowledge that anything ever happened.
How Did the C.I.A. Lose a Nuclear Device in the Himalayas?
A plutonium-packed generator disappeared on one of the world’s highest mountains in a covert mission that the U.S. will not talk about.
nyti.ms
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Nic Cage had to be involved in this
🎶 No serifs, he don't like it 🎶
🎶 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah 🎶
🎶 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah 🎶
Rubio has four jobs and is chief diplomat at a time of war in Ukraine, a fragile ceasefire in Gaza and growing conflict with Venezuela. But he's made time to wade into the fraught politics of State Department typefaces @michaelcrowley.bsky.social @haleaziz.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
🎶 No serifs, he don't like it 🎶
🎶 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah 🎶
🎶 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah 🎶
Forming a support group for people who were knocked out of playoff contention by that last Jalen Hurts pick
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Forming a support group for people who were knocked out of playoff contention by that last Jalen Hurts pick
"We'll be doing crimes in, frankly, many places."
The president floated Colombia as a possible target, saying potential strikes wouldn't be limited to "just Venezuela."
Donald Trump Threatens Expanding Military Strikes to More Countries
www.newsweek.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"We'll be doing crimes in, frankly, many places."
Wait, didn't he just decide not to do his job for several weeks?
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wait, didn't he just decide not to do his job for several weeks?
Always nice to see people experience consequences commensurate with their actions
Last year, the owner of a sawmill in North Carolina voted for Trump. This year, he’s closed down his mill and blames the squeeze from Trump’s tariffs. On the Big Take podcast, Bloomberg economics reporter Shawn Donnan visits the “Old North State” to understand the ripple effect of tariffs
They Voted for Trump. His Tariffs Took Down Their Family-Owned Sawmill
On today’s Big Take podcast: How Trump’s trade war led to the closure of a family-run sawmill in North Carolina.
bloom.bg
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Always nice to see people experience consequences commensurate with their actions
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1/ Egalitarianism should begin at home. I link to this article by @bencasselman.bsky.social in light of the communications between Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein that have just been released. The released emails and the fact of friendship are vile.
www.nytimes.com/2021/02/23/b...
www.nytimes.com/2021/02/23/b...
For Women in Economics, the Hostility Is Out in the Open (Published 2021)
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
1/ Egalitarianism should begin at home. I link to this article by @bencasselman.bsky.social in light of the communications between Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein that have just been released. The released emails and the fact of friendship are vile.
www.nytimes.com/2021/02/23/b...
www.nytimes.com/2021/02/23/b...
This is exactly the kind of trenchant analysis we can always count on from this guy
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is exactly the kind of trenchant analysis we can always count on from this guy
Ah yeah here he comes, big Professor D, Alan Dershowitz himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ah yeah here he comes, big Professor D, Alan Dershowitz himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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It’d be so funny if he dies and the white house just looks like this from now on
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’d be so funny if he dies and the white house just looks like this from now on
October is here and so is the Wawa Gobbler. All is right with the world. Well, maybe not all, but you get the idea
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
October is here and so is the Wawa Gobbler. All is right with the world. Well, maybe not all, but you get the idea
Unrelated, but my most vivid memory of Sesame Place is my younger daughter taking a dump in her swim diaper and then casually emptying the contents of the diaper into the pool. That caused a bit of a scene
We’re out at Sesame Place, and watching the Fast Pass people jump in line gave me an idea. If they’re going to allow people to purchase fast passes, instead of a priority line, they should have to get in the front of the regular line and push everyone back. Make it what it really is.
September 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Unrelated, but my most vivid memory of Sesame Place is my younger daughter taking a dump in her swim diaper and then casually emptying the contents of the diaper into the pool. That caused a bit of a scene
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No one has contributed more to the militant political culture that provides fertile ground for violence than the leaders of the Right - relentlessly propagating the idea that “the Left” is evil, is destroying the nation, and must be stopped by whatever means. That was also Kirk’s project.
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No one has contributed more to the militant political culture that provides fertile ground for violence than the leaders of the Right - relentlessly propagating the idea that “the Left” is evil, is destroying the nation, and must be stopped by whatever means. That was also Kirk’s project.
Looking forward to the Bibson Dugnutt podcast
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Looking forward to the Bibson Dugnutt podcast
He'll say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him," and then produce the Hamburglar's severed head for the cameras
He's making an announcement tomorrow afternoon.
What's the announcement? Wrong answers only
What's the announcement? Wrong answers only
September 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
He'll say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him," and then produce the Hamburglar's severed head for the cameras
August 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM