Pinned
tim coe
@shakespeherian.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
Reposted by tim coe
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
Reposted by tim coe
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
Reposted by tim coe
Sometimes the first thing nature makes you say is "what the heck is that?!" In this case, we're looking at a bunch of Jacobson's Giant Scale Insects (Icerya jacobsoni).
📷 beizi125 on iNaturalist
📍 China
🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations...
#ObservationOfTheDay
📷 beizi125 on iNaturalist
📍 China
🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations...
#ObservationOfTheDay
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sometimes the first thing nature makes you say is "what the heck is that?!" In this case, we're looking at a bunch of Jacobson's Giant Scale Insects (Icerya jacobsoni).
📷 beizi125 on iNaturalist
📍 China
🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations...
#ObservationOfTheDay
📷 beizi125 on iNaturalist
📍 China
🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations...
#ObservationOfTheDay
Convinced this is what broke boomers' brains; evidence here
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Convinced this is what broke boomers' brains; evidence here
Got tired of having beef bones in my freezer so I'm making beef bourguignon with homemade stock
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Got tired of having beef bones in my freezer so I'm making beef bourguignon with homemade stock
Blowing my kids' minds by playing the Bing Crosby & Ella Fitzgerald cover of Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Blowing my kids' minds by playing the Bing Crosby & Ella Fitzgerald cover of Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Reposted by tim coe
(replying to your post)
I know it’s a joke, but cooking and eating a minion “goggles and all” would be morally wrong even if it’s technically legal
I know it’s a joke, but cooking and eating a minion “goggles and all” would be morally wrong even if it’s technically legal
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(replying to your post)
I know it’s a joke, but cooking and eating a minion “goggles and all” would be morally wrong even if it’s technically legal
I know it’s a joke, but cooking and eating a minion “goggles and all” would be morally wrong even if it’s technically legal
Reposted by tim coe
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
Reposted by tim coe
Not me, I'm too smart for the Diane Kruger effect
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Not me, I'm too smart for the Diane Kruger effect
Reposted by tim coe
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
Why have we as a society decided that for Christmastime the bar for schmaltz in music should be so much lower
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Why have we as a society decided that for Christmastime the bar for schmaltz in music should be so much lower
Reposted by tim coe
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Time to open the addiction app that tells me bad news
Reposted by tim coe
Reposted by tim coe
now that doesn't seem right
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
now that doesn't seem right
Reposted by tim coe
An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I Accidentally Put Tarragon In My Food And Now My Food Tastes Like Tarragon
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I Accidentally Put Tarragon In My Food And Now My Food Tastes Like Tarragon
The Mariano's by where I work just got a Stan's Donuts counter put in a couple weeks ago and I have not to date gotten a single donut there. If you're looking for martyrs to canonize
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Mariano's by where I work just got a Stan's Donuts counter put in a couple weeks ago and I have not to date gotten a single donut there. If you're looking for martyrs to canonize
Reposted by tim coe
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
I keep thinking Rama Duwaji is Lizzy Caplan
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I keep thinking Rama Duwaji is Lizzy Caplan
It's very funny how i see so many people on here posting about Coens movies and now starting to see Lynne Ramsay watches cropping up but no one openly mentions Blank Check
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's very funny how i see so many people on here posting about Coens movies and now starting to see Lynne Ramsay watches cropping up but no one openly mentions Blank Check
Reposted by tim coe
trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha
Non-zero chance he juices his flagging poll numbers by turning DSA
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Non-zero chance he juices his flagging poll numbers by turning DSA
In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
signing up Will Stancil for a service where he can get yelled at for being the lone truth-teller but i don't have to see him begging for it
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
signing up Will Stancil for a service where he can get yelled at for being the lone truth-teller but i don't have to see him begging for it