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tedisnotblue.bsky.social
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@tedisnotblue.bsky.social
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rene, he/him. attention whore since 2003. idk twitter hasn't been hitting lately
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kinky street
cropped screenshot of the map of amsterdam with a street called "kinkerstraat" as the focus
February 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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BEGONE

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
cropped screenshot from the grindr app where it shows who viewed your profile. the screenshot shows the profile who most recently viewed me. the profile has a dim picture of donald trump with grills on his teeth as the profile picture and the display name is LSD42069.
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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,,,,,,,, what am i looking at
an instagram alibaba ad for a pregnant naked inflatable doll with exaggerated proportions (boobs, nipples, butt and belly are giant). it's in a doggystyle like position, except instead of balancing on its hands, it's balancing on its belly. the arms are on the sides and very clearly not long enough to even reach the ground. the face deems to have an ahegao expression printed on it.
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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she definitely pegs him
a picture of johnny and mavis from hotel transylvania
February 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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why does the cover look like she died 🤨
a screenshot of the "this is chappell roan" playlist on spotify. the cover image of the playlist is a photo of chappell roan smiling while looking into the distance in black and white. it looks like the kind of picture that would be posted if someone died
December 20, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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using my phone in public is risky business,,,,,,, downloaded a file during class and went to open it from the downloads folder

was a close call considering i recently downloaded grinch porn
screenshot from my downloads folder, showing recent downloads. nearly half the screen is a porn drawing of the grinch (blurred for the sake of posting, but you can make out a green figure with legs spread and holding what looks like a pink dildo)
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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the head of the wolf from "nu, pogodi!" with a bunch of cigarettes in his mouth pasted onto the body of the "just a chill guy" meme
December 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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sharing is caring so here's an out of context meme i made during my dnd session today
low quality picture of renesmee from twilight (notorious for looking uncanny because of the bad cgi use) with bubble letters saying "baby's first corruption" at the bottom
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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also i hope you appreciate my effort in writing alt text for that post cuz it looks like a cringe phanfic in my notes
screenshot with alt text to the video in the post being quoted: "a clip of dan and phil playing incohearent, a game where each card has words intended to sound like something else. phil gets a card saying "fog mi heart" (intended as "fuck me hard") dan: "right, phil. look at them in the eyes." (phil goes on repeating the phrase "fog mi heart" over and over, trying to figure out the hidden phrase while looking at the camera) dan: "i think it's a canon continuation. the confirmation of the last round." (context: in the previous video of them playing this game dan gave phil the card "pour bot hem", intended as "power bottom" as a sort of joke insinuating phil is a power bottom) (phil figures out the card and stops saying it, laughing) dan: "well, what are you, phil?" phil: "a pour bot hem." dan: "what does the pour bot hem say?" phil: "fog me heart (laughs) nooooooo, stop it!!" dan: "it's not me!" phil: "it's you!" dan: "i didn't make it!" phil: "eeeeuuugh, you just made me say that into the" screenshot cuts off at this point.
December 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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legitimately losing my mind over this,,,,, i feel like i am intruding
December 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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literally who tf decided to give him MASSIVE honkers
same character as in the post being quoted, this time eating pizza. the boobs are BOOBING
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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why does he have some mad titties

like, that is a RACK
3d cartoon image of a bolt food courier with a beard. the way his body is built makes it look like he has boobs and an extra snatched waist.
December 4, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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i read your post, was confused and then IMMEDIATELY got an answer to my questions 💀💀💀
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

this pic is from a while ago but gosh it keeps being a mood
pic of me with my makeup all messed up and the clock saying 5:19 AM. the caption on the photo says "vässu" (slang term for "tired" in estonian)
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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,,,,,, huh
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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bruh
screenshot of user profile with "kiwifarms.net" as the display name. it says "follow back" on the follow icon. screenshot of the first paragraph of the kiwi farms wikipedia article: "Kiwi Farms, formerly known as CWCki Forums (/ˈkwɪki/ KWIH-kee), is a web forum that facilitates the discussion and harassment of online figures and communities. Their targets are often subject to organized group trolling and stalking, as well as doxxing and real-life harassment. Kiwi Farms has been tied to the deaths of six people, three of them being victims of harassment who died by suicide, and a double murder-suicide at a high school in Aztec, New Mexico committed by a member of Kiwi Farms."
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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"leather cleaner" oh i'm sure
different kinds of poppers on the wolt delivery app listed under the category of leather cleaner
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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this just in: you can buy poppers on wolt
super rush poppers listed for 10.90 euros on the sexmax store on the delivery app wolt
November 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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same idea, different fonts
screenshot of the single "ass & titties" by salvatore ganacci and tommy cash on spotify screenshot of the song "butts tits money" by knower on spotify
November 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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couldn't sleep all night, it's almost 7 am and i went on a shopping spree which resulted in me buying these because i <3 my gf who totally exists
a pair of black boxer briefs that say "i ❤️ my gf" on the crotch
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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bruh
November 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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twinniiiiing
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 PM