This totally wins my case
@tedlyons.bsky.social
A beacon of light in a world of darkness, and totally shitty.
Face of someone who isn’t sure they’re viewing the living or the dead.
September 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Face of someone who isn’t sure they’re viewing the living or the dead.
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Going full dad-mode.
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997) and MASTER AND COMMANDER (2003)
Going full dad-mode.
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997) and MASTER AND COMMANDER (2003)
July 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Going full dad-mode.
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997) and MASTER AND COMMANDER (2003)
Going full dad-mode.
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997) and MASTER AND COMMANDER (2003)
What I have to appreciate here is that the shrimp being stored in a bucket wasn’t so much a concern. Rather, it was that the bucket was tested and found to have been somehow contaminated.
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What I have to appreciate here is that the shrimp being stored in a bucket wasn’t so much a concern. Rather, it was that the bucket was tested and found to have been somehow contaminated.
@clueheywood.bsky.social the Surprise bit still works
June 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@clueheywood.bsky.social the Surprise bit still works
Most Florida location for a professional sports venue imaginable.
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Most Florida location for a professional sports venue imaginable.
Hate to be that guy but this isn’t a sentence.
June 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hate to be that guy but this isn’t a sentence.
“kicks off” was a choice here.
May 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“kicks off” was a choice here.
I’m gonna take the blame for this one. Reds can’t win with me present.
May 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m gonna take the blame for this one. Reds can’t win with me present.
Cut to: It wasn’t a mistake and NYT buying this line of bullshit is shameful.
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Cut to: It wasn’t a mistake and NYT buying this line of bullshit is shameful.
@dangibson520.bsky.social I’m gonna film this whole halftime show for you as a welcome to Bluesky.
January 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@dangibson520.bsky.social I’m gonna film this whole halftime show for you as a welcome to Bluesky.
Our cat Wilford just after we adopted him.
January 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Our cat Wilford just after we adopted him.
Interesting crossover with an album that was just released last month. Was wondering what he was doing in the cover photo.
December 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Interesting crossover with an album that was just released last month. Was wondering what he was doing in the cover photo.
I’m gonna be honest: I was hoping for something other than a leopard here.
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I’m gonna be honest: I was hoping for something other than a leopard here.
This is specific to both place and time.
November 29, 2023 at 2:12 AM
This is specific to both place and time.
Living in Florida with these pythons and Ron Desantis as your governor.
November 13, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Living in Florida with these pythons and Ron Desantis as your governor.
Y’all, Twitter is good again. We can all go back now.
October 8, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Y’all, Twitter is good again. We can all go back now.
Me [seeing the Tim Wakefield news]: It should have been you, Curt.
October 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Me [seeing the Tim Wakefield news]: It should have been you, Curt.
Hmm. Is there a term for subtweet here?
October 2, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Hmm. Is there a term for subtweet here?