Buy a wig, go get some work done at a Thomas Road esthetician, and show up shitfaced.

Me on Halloween: You think I’m opening my door for a masked stranger in this environment? Please…

Send in Eddie Van Halen

2. This is also what Jimmy Kimmel said the day that Charlie Kirk was assassinated:

Love to frame a high schooler believing he’s owed something for being white and being justified in questioning changing demographics of his school like that’s fine and normal.

I agree. I never want a client’s admission to be at the whim of a CBP officer, which is a great reason to look at alternatives to B and VWP wherever possible. There were alternatives in this specific case and I bet Hyundai, LG, their subs, and every other major manufacturer wished they’d used them.

I think you’re approaching this as if you believe I’m supporting the ICE action here. I’m not. It was completely unjustified and I fully agree they probably picked up a lot of workers who were well within the regs.

Having worked in this sector and seen other automotive manufacturers face this exact issue (under Biden), we moved to use of L and blanket L.

There are specific carveouts for installation and service/repair after sale. If those weren’t at issue here (that’s an if, so calm yourself down), then these workers would have had problems with every administration’s application of the B regs this century.

I was thinking this morning about how performative it all is. Playing both the aggressor and victim roles is the centerpiece of rightwing ideology. That closed loop inevitably feeds on itself, largely thanks to their militant obsession with guns.

Dundon Done: Blazers Sold, Staying in Portland

Same logic applies to B1.

To be clear, they shouldn’t have been using the VWP to engage in productive work in the US. That said, group moves like this frequently rely on consular guidance/assistance which begs the question of whether they were directed toward the use of VWP over, say, the L program by government officials.

Climbing to the top of one of the rock formations in Monument Valley but it’s collapsing due to your weight.

“Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I’m right here.”

Late breaking news: The light has gone out