Ted Parker
@tedparker.bsky.social
🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a professional actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Welp, that boy ain't getting his inheritance. Maybe the Big Fat Orange will pardon him. 🤔
Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke!!! 🎂
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy 100th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke!!! 🎂
...and, before I forget, Happy CBGB Day!!! (1973-2006)
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
...and, before I forget, Happy CBGB Day!!! (1973-2006)
Happy Birthday to 3 movie bad-asses: the late great David Carradine (1936-2009), cult queen Mary Woronov, and wrestler Tyler Mane! #davidcarradine #maryworonov #tylermane #deathrace2000 #halloweenmovies #kungfu #xmen #nightofthecomet
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Birthday to 3 movie bad-asses: the late great David Carradine (1936-2009), cult queen Mary Woronov, and wrestler Tyler Mane! #davidcarradine #maryworonov #tylermane #deathrace2000 #halloweenmovies #kungfu #xmen #nightofthecomet
Happy Birthday to Skinny Puppy singer/actor Nivek Ogre from THE DOOM GENERATION (1995), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), and 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010) among others! #nivekogre #repothegeneticopera #thedevilscarnival #queenofblood #skinnypuppy
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy Birthday to Skinny Puppy singer/actor Nivek Ogre from THE DOOM GENERATION (1995), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), and 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010) among others! #nivekogre #repothegeneticopera #thedevilscarnival #queenofblood #skinnypuppy
Happy Birthday to Runaways singer Cherie Currie and actor/psycho clwn David Howard Thornton (aka Art the Clown)!
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Happy Birthday to Runaways singer Cherie Currie and actor/psycho clwn David Howard Thornton (aka Art the Clown)!
47 years ago (Nov. 18, 1978), the day after the godawful Star Wars Holiday Special traumatized viewers, an entire community in Jonestown, Guyana literally drank themselves to death. Coincidence? I think NOT!!! 🍸
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
47 years ago (Nov. 18, 1978), the day after the godawful Star Wars Holiday Special traumatized viewers, an entire community in Jonestown, Guyana literally drank themselves to death. Coincidence? I think NOT!!! 🍸
Good day, America! Today starts the WEIRDEST chapter of your lives! I wonder what size bag of popcorn I'm gonna need when the Epstein vote passes. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🍿
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good day, America! Today starts the WEIRDEST chapter of your lives! I wonder what size bag of popcorn I'm gonna need when the Epstein vote passes. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🍿
Happy Anniversary to the Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov. 17, 1978)! Who else finds this show horrifyingly cringie and wants to forget it ever existed? 😁
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Happy Anniversary to the Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov. 17, 1978)! Who else finds this show horrifyingly cringie and wants to forget it ever existed? 😁
Happy Birthday to actor/filmmaker Larry Blamire!
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Happy Birthday to actor/filmmaker Larry Blamire!
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
Happy Birthday to horror queen Jenna Kanell!
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Happy Birthday to horror queen Jenna Kanell!
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
Happy Birthday to cult queen Rhonda Shear!
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Happy Birthday to cult queen Rhonda Shear!
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
Happy Veterans Day!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Happy Veterans Day!!!
Happy Birthday to Space Ghost voice-meister George Lowe (1958-2025), cult actress Vanessa Angel, and horror queen Heather Matarazzo! 🎂
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Happy Birthday to Space Ghost voice-meister George Lowe (1958-2025), cult actress Vanessa Angel, and horror queen Heather Matarazzo! 🎂
Happy Birthday to legendary actor/hulk Lou Ferrigno and some actress named Teryl Rothery! 🎂
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy Birthday to legendary actor/hulk Lou Ferrigno and some actress named Teryl Rothery! 🎂
Happy Birthday to actress Tara Reid from the AMERICAN PIE and SHARKNADO movies!
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy Birthday to actress Tara Reid from the AMERICAN PIE and SHARKNADO movies!
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
Who else here almost forgot to remember remember the 5th of November? 😁
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Who else here almost forgot to remember remember the 5th of November? 😁
Happy Birthday to actor Robert Patrick from TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991), THE FACULTY (1998), and LOST AFTER DARK (2015) among others!
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Happy Birthday to actor Robert Patrick from TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991), THE FACULTY (1998), and LOST AFTER DARK (2015) among others!
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
Good mourning! Funko-Pop! toy Ted says Happy Halloween!!! 🙂 🎃 💀
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Good mourning! Funko-Pop! toy Ted says Happy Halloween!!! 🙂 🎃 💀
Happy Anniversary to HALLOWEEN (10/25/1978), the immortal horror classic from Disney!!! ...and, yes, I stole this. 😁
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy Anniversary to HALLOWEEN (10/25/1978), the immortal horror classic from Disney!!! ...and, yes, I stole this. 😁
Happy Birthday to horror icon John Kassir (aka The Crypt Keeper)!
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Happy Birthday to horror icon John Kassir (aka The Crypt Keeper)!
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
Happy Birthday to rock/polka meister Weird Al Yankovic!
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Happy Birthday to rock/polka meister Weird Al Yankovic!
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
