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Ted Parker
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🙏 🌈 📽 Ted Parker, a professional actor in Atlanta, can play everything from the lovable, quirky eccentric to the neurotic and sinister sociopath. A must-have! linktr.ee/tedparker_actor
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Happy Birthday to cult queen Nancy Loomis and actress/vampire slayer Kristy Swanson! #nancyloomis #kristyswanson #halloweenmovies #deadlyfriend #thefog #buffythevampireslayer
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Happy Birthday to actor/ghostbuster Ernie Hudson from GOING BERSERK (1983), THE CROW (1994), and, of course, the GHOSTBUSTERS movies!
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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...and, before I forget, Happy CBGB Day!!! (1973-2006)
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Happy Birthday to 3 movie bad-asses: the late great David Carradine (1936-2009), cult queen Mary Woronov, and wrestler Tyler Mane! #davidcarradine #maryworonov #tylermane #deathrace2000 #halloweenmovies #kungfu #xmen #nightofthecomet
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Happy Birthday to Skinny Puppy singer/actor Nivek Ogre from THE DOOM GENERATION (1995), REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008), and 2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010) among others! #nivekogre #repothegeneticopera #thedevilscarnival #queenofblood #skinnypuppy
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Happy Birthday to Runaways singer Cherie Currie and actor/psycho clwn David Howard Thornton (aka Art the Clown)!
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Happy Anniversary to the Star Wars Holiday Special (Nov. 17, 1978)! Who else finds this show horrifyingly cringie and wants to forget it ever existed? 😁
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Happy Birthday to actor/filmmaker Larry Blamire!

#larryblamire #thelostskeletonofcadavra #thelostskeletonreturnsagain #trailofthescreamingforehead #darkandstormynight
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Happy Birthday to horror queen Jenna Kanell!

#jennakanell #terrifier #facelessafterdark #secretlifeofadominatrix #redonemovie #thebyebyeman #renfieldmovie
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Happy Birthday to cult queen Rhonda Shear!

#rhondashear #usaupallnight #upallnight #spaceballs #therollerbladeseven #prisonagogo
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Happy Veterans Day!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Happy Birthday to Space Ghost voice-meister George Lowe (1958-2025), cult actress Vanessa Angel, and horror queen Heather Matarazzo! 🎂
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Happy Birthday to legendary actor/hulk Lou Ferrigno and some actress named Teryl Rothery! 🎂
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Happy Birthday to actress Tara Reid from the AMERICAN PIE and SHARKNADO movies!

#tarareid #americanpiemovies #sharknado #thebiglebowski #partybustohell #thehungovergames
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Happy Birthday to actor Robert Patrick from TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991), THE FACULTY (1998), and LOST AFTER DARK (2015) among others!

#robertpatrick #diehard2 #t2 #terminator2 #terminator2judgmentday #lastactionhero #thefaculty #wearemarshall #lovelace #lostafterdark
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Good mourning! Funko-Pop! toy Ted says Happy Halloween!!! 🙂 🎃 💀
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Happy Anniversary to HALLOWEEN (10/25/1978), the immortal horror classic from Disney!!! ...and, yes, I stole this. 😁
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Happy Birthday to horror icon John Kassir (aka The Crypt Keeper)!

#johnkassir #talesfromthecrypt #thecryptkeeper #bordelloofblood #demonknight #thehorrorhalloffame #reefermadnessthemoviemusical
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Happy Birthday to rock/polka meister Weird Al Yankovic!

#weirdalyankovic #weirdalyankovicin3d #eatit #daretobestupid #uhf #alapalooza #thenakedgunmovies #poodlehat
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Happy No Kings Day!!! 😁 #nokingsday
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951-2025)!⚡️🎸🚀 #acefrehley #kiss
October 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Happy Birthday to cult queen Erin Brown (aka Misty Mundae) from SPIDERBABE (2003), STRIP CLUB MASSACRE (2017), and SPOOKT (2023) among others!

#erinbrown #mistymundae #shockorama #vampirevixens #spiderbabe #splatterbeach #dickshark #spookt #stripclubmassacre
October 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Happy Birthday to horror goddess Lynn Lowry from THE CRAZIES (1973), SHIVERS (1975), and RABID (2019) among others!

#lynnlowry #shivers #thecrazies #troma #modelhunger #catpeople #splatterdisco
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Happy Birthday to actress/tank girl Lori Petty from POINT BREAK (1991), TANK GIRL (1995), and DEAD AWAKE (2016) among others!

#loripetty #tankgirl #pointbreakmovie #aleagueoftheirown #lollywhitehill #orangeisthenewblack #oitnb
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Happy Birthday to horror goddess Neve Campbell from THE CRAFT (1996), REEFER MADNESS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL (2005), and, of course, the SCREAM movies!

#nevecampbell #sidneyprescott #thecraft #wildthings #screammovies #reefermadnessthemoviemusical #twistedmetal
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM