What I imagined plymouth to be like before I knew

“Paltry plurality”

I’m sorry do you mean the NEARLY HALF OF ALL AMERICANS who actively want to see a government agency destroyed?

Gee whiz, man, that seems fairly notable and maybe something to not ignore, particularly as said agency is still in the process of ransacking the nation

“Sure yeah it’s atrazine, a completely different thing than I said, but still bingo because you share my affinities for both lunatic conspiracies and homophobia”

Cocoanut

Yeah no shit it’s hypothetical, god forbid these people use their honestly pretty nifty human brains to conceptualize and form plans about likely future events

M

Instantly memorable, without even having to spring for a wedding dress. I see no downsides

On Severance the character Ms Huang played with one! And the best part is that the actress (Sarah Bock) indeed had never heard of one IRL

This is always the risk

I never regret checking the alt text