They both look same age

Email addresses from last 10 years... Yep could never happen

Went to a fete and bought scrawny pies. Give me lidl

Needless to say I had the last laugh. Fuck them though. He'd have a field day with my socials but I'll not visit his shit town, I'll spend my money elsewhere

I went to a party in the 90s where the singer wrestled with my mate down some stairs all because he wanted to play cassette of his band