Tim James
@teejtim.bsky.social
Between leafy North London and Suffolk
10th birthday in Melbourne, we went to see Goonies and all bought Goonies headbands in the foyer. It was sold out so we had to watch a lesser known film called Back to the Future
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
10th birthday in Melbourne, we went to see Goonies and all bought Goonies headbands in the foyer. It was sold out so we had to watch a lesser known film called Back to the Future
The mastermind has to be the slowest paced film of all time
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The mastermind has to be the slowest paced film of all time
Can't do a tree this year, I have a cat and he's done too many of them, physically he can take down a 7 foot spruce without trying
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can't do a tree this year, I have a cat and he's done too many of them, physically he can take down a 7 foot spruce without trying
Things you know you'll have to rail against when in the sticks for Christmas:
Boxing day hunt
Morris dancers blacking up
Aspect ratio on parents TV
Loud cunts in pubs
Poor WiFi
Overpriced everything
Bad haircuts
Other London types encroaching
Boxing day hunt
Morris dancers blacking up
Aspect ratio on parents TV
Loud cunts in pubs
Poor WiFi
Overpriced everything
Bad haircuts
Other London types encroaching
December 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Things you know you'll have to rail against when in the sticks for Christmas:
Boxing day hunt
Morris dancers blacking up
Aspect ratio on parents TV
Loud cunts in pubs
Poor WiFi
Overpriced everything
Bad haircuts
Other London types encroaching
Boxing day hunt
Morris dancers blacking up
Aspect ratio on parents TV
Loud cunts in pubs
Poor WiFi
Overpriced everything
Bad haircuts
Other London types encroaching
They're having a tractor parade here on Sunday
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They're having a tractor parade here on Sunday
All your business contacts for last 5 years. You'd have to break the law in order to do this...
USA visa requirements
If you think you can just delete social media before visiting the USA read this 👇🏼 from Arnaud Bertrand
If you think you can just delete social media before visiting the USA read this 👇🏼 from Arnaud Bertrand
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
All your business contacts for last 5 years. You'd have to break the law in order to do this...
This joke doesn't make sense
England fans could be charged £5000 to watch World Cup games, just to get the inevitable crushing disappointment out of the way early
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This joke doesn't make sense
A bloke walks past him to go to the dunny
youtube.com/shorts/ti92j...
youtube.com/shorts/ti92j...
Krist Novoselic - Nirvana
YouTube video by 4theloveofmetal
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December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A bloke walks past him to go to the dunny
youtube.com/shorts/ti92j...
youtube.com/shorts/ti92j...
Once got off a flight and turned up to my old local, Neeson had booked the upstairs for his kids engagement. Had a chat with him at the bar as the downstairs was dead and he had escaped the madness. I'd probably spit in his face now
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Once got off a flight and turned up to my old local, Neeson had booked the upstairs for his kids engagement. Had a chat with him at the bar as the downstairs was dead and he had escaped the madness. I'd probably spit in his face now
Neeson a wrong un now?
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Neeson a wrong un now?
Reposted by Tim James
BBC News describing the items stolen from the Bristol museum as having been "collected from former colonies and the commonwealth"
Collected aye? Argos click and collect was it? Rather than us turning up and helping ourselves?
Collected aye? Argos click and collect was it? Rather than us turning up and helping ourselves?
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BBC News describing the items stolen from the Bristol museum as having been "collected from former colonies and the commonwealth"
Collected aye? Argos click and collect was it? Rather than us turning up and helping ourselves?
Collected aye? Argos click and collect was it? Rather than us turning up and helping ourselves?
Banger
PREORDER: 'Dopethrone' by Electric Wizard
In case you haven’t grabbed the iconic doom metal classic yet…
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In case you haven’t grabbed the iconic doom metal classic yet…
www.normanrecords.com/records/1209...
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Banger
Reposted by Tim James
I will not spoil what is written on Bernard Cribbins' card in the opening titles. (And no, the theme tune we all know is stuck in traffic.)
Well, this is a turn-up for the books.
Blankety Blank - Series 0 (Pilot 1)
YouTube video by Weston's TV Tidbits
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December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I will not spoil what is written on Bernard Cribbins' card in the opening titles. (And no, the theme tune we all know is stuck in traffic.)
Went to new York one year after the September 11. Border guard claimed I'd not filled out the form right. Refused to give me a pen to complete it. I stole a highlighter off his desk and filled it out in that. Then he asked me and mate what we did. 'two types of people I hate, lawyers and salesman'
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Went to new York one year after the September 11. Border guard claimed I'd not filled out the form right. Refused to give me a pen to complete it. I stole a highlighter off his desk and filled it out in that. Then he asked me and mate what we did. 'two types of people I hate, lawyers and salesman'
I once left an employer because of their incessant use of times roman. I definitely think they went bust because of it
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I once left an employer because of their incessant use of times roman. I definitely think they went bust because of it
Hate it when you see dandys about in their tweed and eccentric glasses
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hate it when you see dandys about in their tweed and eccentric glasses
Reposted by Tim James
359/422 Hackney Central: Mildmay Line. The Cock Tavern is one of those wanky microbreweries with an uppity barman. The cider is fucking rank, one of those really bitter ones that taste like a rotten apple. And the price? £5.66 for a half!! That can’t be fucking right. Half cider = £5.66!! Rating 1/5
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
359/422 Hackney Central: Mildmay Line. The Cock Tavern is one of those wanky microbreweries with an uppity barman. The cider is fucking rank, one of those really bitter ones that taste like a rotten apple. And the price? £5.66 for a half!! That can’t be fucking right. Half cider = £5.66!! Rating 1/5
80% of a local event noticeboard saturated in weird AI images
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
80% of a local event noticeboard saturated in weird AI images
Just seen a dog covered in flags and poppies
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Just seen a dog covered in flags and poppies
I mean if that's what you want, Tories/reform in power before the next 4 years is up 🤷
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I mean if that's what you want, Tories/reform in power before the next 4 years is up 🤷
Is there a worse product than F1?
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Is there a worse product than F1?
6 months into my new job as nazi stormtrooper and some smart arse points out it's not 'hi hitler'
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
6 months into my new job as nazi stormtrooper and some smart arse points out it's not 'hi hitler'
Lost my glasses, after an hour I realised I'm wearing my glasses.
BUT why stop, let's be stubborn and use this opportunity to have a good root around in spaces.
I have three types of glue in drawers.
BUT why stop, let's be stubborn and use this opportunity to have a good root around in spaces.
I have three types of glue in drawers.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lost my glasses, after an hour I realised I'm wearing my glasses.
BUT why stop, let's be stubborn and use this opportunity to have a good root around in spaces.
I have three types of glue in drawers.
BUT why stop, let's be stubborn and use this opportunity to have a good root around in spaces.
I have three types of glue in drawers.