teeter 🔜 Shoebox, Mar 13-15
@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat daddy
👾 gaymer
🪴 plant parent
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat daddy
👾 gaymer
🪴 plant parent
Grizzly4Ever
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Grizzly4Ever
5k with bestie Mark
(two-a-day workouts can be fun)
(two-a-day workouts can be fun)
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
5k with bestie Mark
(two-a-day workouts can be fun)
(two-a-day workouts can be fun)
good lift, big tits, guy okay (grah)
January 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
good lift, big tits, guy okay (grah)
wait... it didn't realize Baron Zemo is a literal nazi.
it doesn't really like having nazis in Magic: the Gathering... (even fantasy nazis) as legendary creatures, that can be your Commander.
are they going to print Red Skull?
this feels kinda gross.
it doesn't really like having nazis in Magic: the Gathering... (even fantasy nazis) as legendary creatures, that can be your Commander.
are they going to print Red Skull?
this feels kinda gross.
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
wait... it didn't realize Baron Zemo is a literal nazi.
it doesn't really like having nazis in Magic: the Gathering... (even fantasy nazis) as legendary creatures, that can be your Commander.
are they going to print Red Skull?
this feels kinda gross.
it doesn't really like having nazis in Magic: the Gathering... (even fantasy nazis) as legendary creatures, that can be your Commander.
are they going to print Red Skull?
this feels kinda gross.
all of us in Minneapolis right now:
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
all of us in Minneapolis right now:
world's a fuck, share an island
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
world's a fuck, share an island
bigger. BIIIIIGGER! 🦾
it had a fantastic lift to start off the week, & hopes to ride this high for the rest of the day 🖤 #mcm #monochromemonday #progresspic #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30
it had a fantastic lift to start off the week, & hopes to ride this high for the rest of the day 🖤 #mcm #monochromemonday #progresspic #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
bigger. BIIIIIGGER! 🦾
it had a fantastic lift to start off the week, & hopes to ride this high for the rest of the day 🖤 #mcm #monochromemonday #progresspic #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30
it had a fantastic lift to start off the week, & hopes to ride this high for the rest of the day 🖤 #mcm #monochromemonday #progresspic #fitspo #gayswholift #gayover30
this is an absolutely sick interaction 💀
when you copy something, you only copy Layer 1. so as the Xu-Ifit reanimated card enters, the rest of the layers apply, but the copy from Twilight Diviner will just be a token copy of the original, having all the card's text & abilities.
when you copy something, you only copy Layer 1. so as the Xu-Ifit reanimated card enters, the rest of the layers apply, but the copy from Twilight Diviner will just be a token copy of the original, having all the card's text & abilities.
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this is an absolutely sick interaction 💀
when you copy something, you only copy Layer 1. so as the Xu-Ifit reanimated card enters, the rest of the layers apply, but the copy from Twilight Diviner will just be a token copy of the original, having all the card's text & abilities.
when you copy something, you only copy Layer 1. so as the Xu-Ifit reanimated card enters, the rest of the layers apply, but the copy from Twilight Diviner will just be a token copy of the original, having all the card's text & abilities.
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
finding joy where it can today 🥥
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
finding joy where it can today 🥥
quote with your fave grass-type pokemon 🍃
🦌
🦌
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
quote with your fave grass-type pokemon 🍃
🦌
🦌
Elegy Acolyte is 100% a midrange staple for me now in any deck that can't run Tymna
it's so insanely good in a grindy mono-black deck
it's so insanely good in a grindy mono-black deck
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Elegy Acolyte is 100% a midrange staple for me now in any deck that can't run Tymna
it's so insanely good in a grindy mono-black deck
it's so insanely good in a grindy mono-black deck
it feels like it's chest & back are getting wider.
thoughts?
thoughts?
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
it feels like it's chest & back are getting wider.
thoughts?
thoughts?
calling this now: this will see play in cPDH
allowing for 1 for 1 interaction, this will enable pure control as a viable PDH strategy
allowing for 1 for 1 interaction, this will enable pure control as a viable PDH strategy
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
calling this now: this will see play in cPDH
allowing for 1 for 1 interaction, this will enable pure control as a viable PDH strategy
allowing for 1 for 1 interaction, this will enable pure control as a viable PDH strategy
this picture was technically taken today
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this picture was technically taken today
12 hour travel day yesterday. 5.5 hour layover. served. lost its passport. found its passport. got home at 2:00am. o-ring put back on. 2 hours of sleep, then back at the gym today by 5:00am for a *very* light workout. now, time for a 1 hour commute, then a 8.5 hour work day.
so happy to be home.
so happy to be home.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
12 hour travel day yesterday. 5.5 hour layover. served. lost its passport. found its passport. got home at 2:00am. o-ring put back on. 2 hours of sleep, then back at the gym today by 5:00am for a *very* light workout. now, time for a 1 hour commute, then a 8.5 hour work day.
so happy to be home.
so happy to be home.
some costume highlights from last night's Junkanoo celebration in Georgetown, Exuma 🇧🇸
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
some costume highlights from last night's Junkanoo celebration in Georgetown, Exuma 🇧🇸
final beach day 🏝️
(where are all the dads?!)
(where are all the dads?!)
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
final beach day 🏝️
(where are all the dads?!)
(where are all the dads?!)
beach day bear bait
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
beach day bear bait
i legit have him as one of my two casual commander decks because of the Onslaught novels!
the correct answer is Dream Chisel
the correct answer is Dream Chisel
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
i legit have him as one of my two casual commander decks because of the Onslaught novels!
the correct answer is Dream Chisel
the correct answer is Dream Chisel
not the worst way to kick off 2026 🏝️ but certainly missing home
happy new year, cuties 💋
happy new year, cuties 💋
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
not the worst way to kick off 2026 🏝️ but certainly missing home
happy new year, cuties 💋
happy new year, cuties 💋
a few more views from Little Exuma 🇧🇸
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
a few more views from Little Exuma 🇧🇸
Embrace Oblivion has the absolute best art of 2025 (even better in foil), but a close second goes to Daddy Tezzeret
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Embrace Oblivion has the absolute best art of 2025 (even better in foil), but a close second goes to Daddy Tezzeret