teeter dance
@teeterdance.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
went on a run this morning, as is tradition
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
it's nipple piercings need to be taped down next time 🥴
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
would you let this Necromancer join your party? 💀
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
(it's having too much fun with Corpse Explosion before 7:00am)
lowkey kinda bummed it isn't doing a Turkey Trot 5k tomorrow morning... 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
lowkey kinda bummed it isn't doing a Turkey Trot 5k tomorrow morning... 🦃
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Death & Taxes coming to Riftbound?! 🤤
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
(jk still playing Renata Glasc until Bard gets announced)
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Great Wave off Kanagawa
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
at the gym at 5:30am thinking about him...
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
y'all better not forget that it's only this skinny because it's 6'0" tall 🦾 the object has muscle
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
y'all don't worry it also took a shirtless pic as proof of the pump 🦾 still hyped!
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
happy monday to the lil' people in its phone 🖤 #monochromemonday
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
TWO PLATES! *2 Chainz voice*
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
guess who hit 225x6 on Bench Press at 5:00am today? 🦾
(also the man who spotted it was gorgeous & asked if it had a lover) 🫠
playing Diablo IV for the first time
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
playing Diablo IV for the first time
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
Necromancers are cool 💀🩸
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
reminder for this week:
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
Addams Family Values is the only Thanksgiving movie that matters
💀⚰️🔮
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
today it finished its Chaos Knight Rampager! ⚔️🛡️
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
pictured with a War Dog Karnivore & War Dog Brigand 🐾
2 more War Dogs to go until it has a 1,000 point army. oh, & it needs to paint them... 🩸💀
#Warhammer40k #Warhammer #wh40k #chaos #Khorne #HouseKhymere #Khymere #miniatures
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
good morning 🌤️
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you bring it protein & an XL iced coffee? 👉🏻👈🏻
hot take: artificial grape tastes better than real grape
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
hot take: artificial grape tastes better than real grape
caved & switched to the better (draw engine) Braids for cEDH 👻🖤 finally comfortable with this list:
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
Midrange Nightmare | cEDH [Primer] - Commander (Braids, Arisen Nightmare)
The Goal
The main goal of this deck is to out-value our opponents while also running a significant amount of turbo combos.
Where does Braids, Arisen Nightmare come in? She is essentially ends up as ...
moxfield.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
caved & switched to the better (draw engine) Braids for cEDH 👻🖤 finally comfortable with this list:
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
moxfield.com/decks/CTxXx_...
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
m a s s i v e 🦾😈
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
it felt absolutely massive after its lift today 🦾 this is the most muscular it has ever been 🥩
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
how do we feel about the cool blue filter? extra shadows for ✨dramatic effect✨ on #flexfriday
okay, Sir Pentious had absolutely banger songs in S2 #hazbinhotel
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
okay, Sir Pentious had absolutely banger songs in S2 #hazbinhotel
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
fursty fursday 💦
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
flexing after... leg day? 🦾 do you approve?
walking across the entire busy Costco parking lot in 45°F weather in shorts & a tshirt so it can flirt with dads
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
walking across the entire busy Costco parking lot in 45°F weather in shorts & a tshirt so it can flirt with dads
gosh. men sure are sexy.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
gosh. men sure are sexy.
Netrunner is a TCG that it's always been interested in 👾
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Netrunner is a TCG that it's always been interested in 👾
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
is there anyone in the Twin Cities that wants to teach it how to play? 🛜 unsure if there's a local community, as the game is *mostly* dead?
because holyfuckingshit both the gameplay & the aesthetic look so damn cool!
Reposted by teeter dance
Welcome to Board Games 101 - a new segment where we define the many terms that we often use about board games. And then with American Thanksgiving coming up, we talk about some anti-colonization games to play.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Anti-Colonization Board Games - GM2 37
Podcast Episode · Game Mechanics - A Critical Tabletop Podcast · 11/18/2025 · 45m
podcasts.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Welcome to Board Games 101 - a new segment where we define the many terms that we often use about board games. And then with American Thanksgiving coming up, we talk about some anti-colonization games to play.
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5gaj...