Tess
@teetertottertesser.bsky.social
I contain multitudes 🎈
Movies - Horror - Hobby Hopping - Thrifting - LGBTQIA+ - Maximalism - Step parenting - Feminism - Roadside Attractions - Travel - Animals - Special FX Makeup - Burlesque - Politically Progressive - Neurodivergent AF - She/Her
Movies - Horror - Hobby Hopping - Thrifting - LGBTQIA+ - Maximalism - Step parenting - Feminism - Roadside Attractions - Travel - Animals - Special FX Makeup - Burlesque - Politically Progressive - Neurodivergent AF - She/Her
Me:Here's your Christmas gift, but let me explain The Vision
@amandabw425.bsky.social :*Unwraps a plain grey knit duster* Is this... Elphaba's sex cardigan?
Me: ok, so you get The Vision
Seriously the BEST best friend
@amandabw425.bsky.social :*Unwraps a plain grey knit duster* Is this... Elphaba's sex cardigan?
Me: ok, so you get The Vision
Seriously the BEST best friend
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me:Here's your Christmas gift, but let me explain The Vision
@amandabw425.bsky.social :*Unwraps a plain grey knit duster* Is this... Elphaba's sex cardigan?
Me: ok, so you get The Vision
Seriously the BEST best friend
@amandabw425.bsky.social :*Unwraps a plain grey knit duster* Is this... Elphaba's sex cardigan?
Me: ok, so you get The Vision
Seriously the BEST best friend
Christmas animals
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Christmas animals
I'm pro-choice until the day I die, but I still think it's so shitty of Jess to drop her pregnancy bomb on Peter HOURS before his big conservatory thingie (Audition? Exam? Whatever.). She already had a plan. There was no rush to tell him. At least let him focus on school for the day. #BlackChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm pro-choice until the day I die, but I still think it's so shitty of Jess to drop her pregnancy bomb on Peter HOURS before his big conservatory thingie (Audition? Exam? Whatever.). She already had a plan. There was no rush to tell him. At least let him focus on school for the day. #BlackChristmas
Hot take: If Meet Me in St.Louis is a Christmas movie because it's the origin of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," that same logic makes The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas a Christmas movie because it's the origin of "Hard Candy Christmas." I will proceed to die on this hill. Thank you.
dolly parton is sitting in the back seat of a car wearing a white hat and a white shirt .
ALT: dolly parton is sitting in the back seat of a car wearing a white hat and a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hot take: If Meet Me in St.Louis is a Christmas movie because it's the origin of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," that same logic makes The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas a Christmas movie because it's the origin of "Hard Candy Christmas." I will proceed to die on this hill. Thank you.
Stayed in my holiday jammies to take my daughter and her boyfriend to Muppet Christmas Carol. It's an annual watch for us, but a first time watch for the BF. If this relationship was meant to have a future, that needed to change. No daughter of mine is going to date some Muppet Xmas Carol virgin.
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Stayed in my holiday jammies to take my daughter and her boyfriend to Muppet Christmas Carol. It's an annual watch for us, but a first time watch for the BF. If this relationship was meant to have a future, that needed to change. No daughter of mine is going to date some Muppet Xmas Carol virgin.
Me: I'm so sorry. There was a mistake blocking off my calendar and we'll need to reschedule that appointment you set for the 29th. The campus will be closed for winter break. I apologize again for the inconvenience.
Student: Well we can just do a virtual appointment since the school will be closed.
Student: Well we can just do a virtual appointment since the school will be closed.
a woman says okay in front of a #schittscreek logo
ALT: a woman says okay in front of a #schittscreek logo
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me: I'm so sorry. There was a mistake blocking off my calendar and we'll need to reschedule that appointment you set for the 29th. The campus will be closed for winter break. I apologize again for the inconvenience.
Student: Well we can just do a virtual appointment since the school will be closed.
Student: Well we can just do a virtual appointment since the school will be closed.
I got my start in education with for-profit colleges. We got Xmas Day off. That was it. Eventually they let us take Xmas Eve off too because no one came and it was a waste of $ to stay open. Public schools have spoiled me. Now I can't IMAGINE not having a winter break and my brain shuts DOWN.
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I got my start in education with for-profit colleges. We got Xmas Day off. That was it. Eventually they let us take Xmas Eve off too because no one came and it was a waste of $ to stay open. Public schools have spoiled me. Now I can't IMAGINE not having a winter break and my brain shuts DOWN.
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2026 is a little bitch. 2026 ain't shit. 2026 is weak, man. Nobody scared of 2026. 2026 ain't stressin nobody. 2026 couldn't mess up even our hair. We ain't even gonna look at 2026 we just sailin right by. Fuck 2026 it's gonna be a breeze. Punk ass year. 2026 is scared of us.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
2026 is a little bitch. 2026 ain't shit. 2026 is weak, man. Nobody scared of 2026. 2026 ain't stressin nobody. 2026 couldn't mess up even our hair. We ain't even gonna look at 2026 we just sailin right by. Fuck 2026 it's gonna be a breeze. Punk ass year. 2026 is scared of us.
Triple feature with @icecoldfungus.bsky.social !!!
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Triple feature with @icecoldfungus.bsky.social !!!
THIS LOOKS DOPE
Long, long ago, deep in the woods, there lived a witch.
Meet the ancient entity in the first teaser trailer for Oddity director Damian McCarthy's HOKUM:
Meet the ancient entity in the first teaser trailer for Oddity director Damian McCarthy's HOKUM:
‘Hokum’ Teaser – A Witch in the Woods Brings Nightmarish Visions from ‘Oddity’ Director
Long, long ago, deep in the woods, there lived a witch. Meet the ancient entity in the first teaser trailer for Hokum below. The new nightmare from Oddity writer-director Damian McCarthy checks into t...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
THIS LOOKS DOPE
How did my brain brain before ADHD medication? Like how did I ever get anything done? I can physically feel the fog lift from my headspace. It's wild.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How did my brain brain before ADHD medication? Like how did I ever get anything done? I can physically feel the fog lift from my headspace. It's wild.
Another year, another homemade murder ornament for my friends.
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Another year, another homemade murder ornament for my friends.
Get you some friends who will let you show up to the holiday party and then just pass out on the couch for an hour undisturbed because "you seemed like you needed it."
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Get you some friends who will let you show up to the holiday party and then just pass out on the couch for an hour undisturbed because "you seemed like you needed it."
Two more assignments. I can DO this! Maybe. (I'm so tired)
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Two more assignments. I can DO this! Maybe. (I'm so tired)
Me to students: If your GPA is within this range include it on your resume. If not, don't stress. Cs get degrees and you likely won't get disqualified from a job over a low GPA.
Me to me: If I don't maintain this 4.0 I will burst into flames, lose my house, and a curse will descend upon my family.
Me to me: If I don't maintain this 4.0 I will burst into flames, lose my house, and a curse will descend upon my family.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me to students: If your GPA is within this range include it on your resume. If not, don't stress. Cs get degrees and you likely won't get disqualified from a job over a low GPA.
Me to me: If I don't maintain this 4.0 I will burst into flames, lose my house, and a curse will descend upon my family.
Me to me: If I don't maintain this 4.0 I will burst into flames, lose my house, and a curse will descend upon my family.
If the same student no call, no shows after 3 rescheduled appointments, should I reschedule again or ask them to just try for a walk-in and hope I have time? I have so much else to do, I can't keep blocking off time for them.
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If the same student no call, no shows after 3 rescheduled appointments, should I reschedule again or ask them to just try for a walk-in and hope I have time? I have so much else to do, I can't keep blocking off time for them.
Biscuit doesn't care that I need to go to work. I am pillow.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Biscuit doesn't care that I need to go to work. I am pillow.
Trump accepting his Temu Peace Prize:
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump accepting his Temu Peace Prize:
My brain: It's winter break!
Me: We still have several assignments to complete by next week.
My Brain: Or we can go to the movies and watch Christmas classics!
Me: NO WE CAN'T, WE HAVE A 15 PAGE PAPER ON SOCIAL REPRODUCTION THEORY! FOCUS!
Just one more week and I'm fucking LIVING at Screenland.
Me: We still have several assignments to complete by next week.
My Brain: Or we can go to the movies and watch Christmas classics!
Me: NO WE CAN'T, WE HAVE A 15 PAGE PAPER ON SOCIAL REPRODUCTION THEORY! FOCUS!
Just one more week and I'm fucking LIVING at Screenland.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My brain: It's winter break!
Me: We still have several assignments to complete by next week.
My Brain: Or we can go to the movies and watch Christmas classics!
Me: NO WE CAN'T, WE HAVE A 15 PAGE PAPER ON SOCIAL REPRODUCTION THEORY! FOCUS!
Just one more week and I'm fucking LIVING at Screenland.
Me: We still have several assignments to complete by next week.
My Brain: Or we can go to the movies and watch Christmas classics!
Me: NO WE CAN'T, WE HAVE A 15 PAGE PAPER ON SOCIAL REPRODUCTION THEORY! FOCUS!
Just one more week and I'm fucking LIVING at Screenland.
Yeah, I'm also flabbergasted that Sinners didn't make that Rolling Stone "Best Films of 2025" list, but I'm also pretty thrilled that Best Wishes to All got some recognition.
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yeah, I'm also flabbergasted that Sinners didn't make that Rolling Stone "Best Films of 2025" list, but I'm also pretty thrilled that Best Wishes to All got some recognition.
Obligatory spotify wrapped post. The age post was pretty on point, just a couple years off. Lo-fi is only my top post because it's my study music, but the rest is legit.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Obligatory spotify wrapped post. The age post was pretty on point, just a couple years off. Lo-fi is only my top post because it's my study music, but the rest is legit.
I don't hate every Tarantino movie I've ever seen, but I definitely hate every Tarantino "hot take" I've ever heard.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don't hate every Tarantino movie I've ever seen, but I definitely hate every Tarantino "hot take" I've ever heard.
"What is wrong with me!?" I scream as I chip away slowly at my homework, unable to fully focus. For 2 hours. Before I remember that I didn't take my ADHD meds this morning.🤦♀️
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"What is wrong with me!?" I scream as I chip away slowly at my homework, unable to fully focus. For 2 hours. Before I remember that I didn't take my ADHD meds this morning.🤦♀️