teezyovereasy
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hors d'oeuvres for thought
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might fuck around and fall in love at the jersey shore
the new acnh update and I got bruno mars tickets?????? what is in the air?????
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
the new acnh update and I got bruno mars tickets?????? what is in the air?????
"there's no place for violence in America" - America *is* violence. Born from it. Made out of it. We are stitched together by acts of violence. Shut the fuck up.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"there's no place for violence in America" - America *is* violence. Born from it. Made out of it. We are stitched together by acts of violence. Shut the fuck up.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
crazy how it took the death of a white woman for anyone to start giving a fuck
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
crazy how it took the death of a white woman for anyone to start giving a fuck
Fetty Wap, we need you now more than ever 💪😭
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Fetty Wap, we need you now more than ever 💪😭
drag name: Lorem Ipsum
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
drag name: Lorem Ipsum
I have never felt so consistently violent. I want him to be kept alive and tortured for an eternity.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have never felt so consistently violent. I want him to be kept alive and tortured for an eternity.
I just finished rewatching Reign, and my only real takeaway is that we should be solving more political disputes via poison.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just finished rewatching Reign, and my only real takeaway is that we should be solving more political disputes via poison.
I love watching him panic. Writhe bitch. Let it kill him.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I love watching him panic. Writhe bitch. Let it kill him.
No worries, Kim Davis, I'm sure Turning Point USA would love to offer you another job. The host of your own show, even.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
No worries, Kim Davis, I'm sure Turning Point USA would love to offer you another job. The host of your own show, even.
I wish they would just say that they want us dead.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I wish they would just say that they want us dead.
Reign is the best, objectively terrible show. I love it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Reign is the best, objectively terrible show. I love it.
do y'all ever ugly cry about your dead brother, and he's actually fully alive and in the same apartment? I'm about to start my period.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
do y'all ever ugly cry about your dead brother, and he's actually fully alive and in the same apartment? I'm about to start my period.
I have never felt more violent.
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have never felt more violent.
A little blurb about writing angry poetry instead of beating up old men featuring an unfinished poem by moi, and the sentence “I’d like to slap a Kraft Single on Cory Booker’s stupid bald head.”
Curbing an Act of Political Violence
Put me on any list you want, I think about it every day.
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October 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
A little blurb about writing angry poetry instead of beating up old men featuring an unfinished poem by moi, and the sentence “I’d like to slap a Kraft Single on Cory Booker’s stupid bald head.”
for the girlies going through their Saturn return <3
Daddy Saturn is Mad at Baby
I’ve been thinking about my Saturn Return too much.
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October 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
for the girlies going through their Saturn return <3
I've been posting on Substack! My first post is about TikTok rotting my brain, and reasons why I deleted it.
“Technology is a sin of the Devil”
… is something my high school Holocaust teacher used to say.
substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I've been posting on Substack! My first post is about TikTok rotting my brain, and reasons why I deleted it.
my daily fuck you to whoever put the mini behind a paywall 🖕
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my daily fuck you to whoever put the mini behind a paywall 🖕
it's me and my comma splice against the world
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it's me and my comma splice against the world
watching corporations just bend and take it from the government is like that first episode of black mirror where that guy fucks a pig on tv
September 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
watching corporations just bend and take it from the government is like that first episode of black mirror where that guy fucks a pig on tv
I deleted tik tok! and I am going through severe withdrawals like a ipad baby! I know this will ultimately be good for me! short-form content has rotted my brain!
September 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I deleted tik tok! and I am going through severe withdrawals like a ipad baby! I know this will ultimately be good for me! short-form content has rotted my brain!
I need to delete tik tok dude
September 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I need to delete tik tok dude
congress can suck my dick, or better yet, fucking die.
September 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
congress can suck my dick, or better yet, fucking die.
department of war??? we are the fucking fire nation
September 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
department of war??? we are the fucking fire nation
I don't believe in Hell, but for Trump's sake, I hope to GOD Hell is real.
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don't believe in Hell, but for Trump's sake, I hope to GOD Hell is real.