Jasonsation
@tejanojasano.bsky.social
Jokes, tacos, rocknroll. Now with added baseball and beer.
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I don't have time for this bullshit!
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I don't have time for this bullshit!
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My real concern about the ballroom is if all these “donors” are paying for a building directly next to the WH, what’s going to stop them from claiming they still own it- if/when we get that guy out of office? They’ll have some sort of leverage or dibs or Orange will be “hey that’s mine.”
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My real concern about the ballroom is if all these “donors” are paying for a building directly next to the WH, what’s going to stop them from claiming they still own it- if/when we get that guy out of office? They’ll have some sort of leverage or dibs or Orange will be “hey that’s mine.”
Hey I know I’m not a viral voice for reason, but where the heck is our viral voice for reason? The levers of power are saying people that are “woke” aka give a shit about thy neighbor, are ruining this place we love when clearly those voices are destroying this country! Why can’t we figure this out?
September 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hey I know I’m not a viral voice for reason, but where the heck is our viral voice for reason? The levers of power are saying people that are “woke” aka give a shit about thy neighbor, are ruining this place we love when clearly those voices are destroying this country! Why can’t we figure this out?
Also, why is it so difficult to go to sleep the night before vacation?
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Also, why is it so difficult to go to sleep the night before vacation?
Look, basically, the tables need to get turned on these over-wedgied duckholes in power. Let’s sue them back. Left wing folks, trans, immigrants… anyone else who makes this nation badass and has been dragged through the mud. The concept of this nation is why we can do stuff.
Like sue them back.
Like sue them back.
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Look, basically, the tables need to get turned on these over-wedgied duckholes in power. Let’s sue them back. Left wing folks, trans, immigrants… anyone else who makes this nation badass and has been dragged through the mud. The concept of this nation is why we can do stuff.
Like sue them back.
Like sue them back.
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There is no "if"...
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There is no "if"...
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Epstein Files.
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Epstein Files.
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Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
August 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Omg my mom sent it to me two years ago and I'd completely forgotten about it 😂
How is it that every day and every month are going by so quickly, but the current awful government administration has only been ruining things for 6 months?
July 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
How is it that every day and every month are going by so quickly, but the current awful government administration has only been ruining things for 6 months?
Taco Bell’s Cannon. That just means a butthole. Thbpt.
July 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Taco Bell’s Cannon. That just means a butthole. Thbpt.
You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
July 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
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Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
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Republicans are destroying what makes America great.
June 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Republicans are destroying what makes America great.
Can we call it something else though? Tacos are amazing. They help and bring joy to the world and individuals on a daily basis. The orange chicken does not do anything remotely similar.
May 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can we call it something else though? Tacos are amazing. They help and bring joy to the world and individuals on a daily basis. The orange chicken does not do anything remotely similar.
So if the “US Air Force” is getting the plane, it’ll belong to the next administration too, right? They should charge him $1bn for it. Or prison.
May 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So if the “US Air Force” is getting the plane, it’ll belong to the next administration too, right? They should charge him $1bn for it. Or prison.
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Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.
Curious who the main figure of the Return of the Jedi will be in the next few months. It’ll take a village to come up with the ideas and universal talking points, but we need a new Obama-like figure to take the mantle and be the figurehead with answers.
April 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Curious who the main figure of the Return of the Jedi will be in the next few months. It’ll take a village to come up with the ideas and universal talking points, but we need a new Obama-like figure to take the mantle and be the figurehead with answers.
Where’s that story about the whistle blower at today? Good god, there are a lot of fronts to this war.
April 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Where’s that story about the whistle blower at today? Good god, there are a lot of fronts to this war.
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Let’s be real here
February 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Let’s be real here
February 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I got kicked off Twitter for calling a video x25% speed.
January 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I got kicked off Twitter for calling a video x25% speed.
How does a cat send letters?
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January 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
How does a cat send letters?
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7000 days ago (October 17, 2005), Albert Pujols becomes the first person to launch a baseball into space, annihilating a two-out, ninth-inning pitch from Houston closer Brad Lidge for a three run homer. The HR gives St. Louis a 5-4 comeback win in Game Five and keeps the Cards alive in the NLCS.
NLCS Gm5: Pujols jacks a mammoth three-run shot
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December 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
7000 days ago (October 17, 2005), Albert Pujols becomes the first person to launch a baseball into space, annihilating a two-out, ninth-inning pitch from Houston closer Brad Lidge for a three run homer. The HR gives St. Louis a 5-4 comeback win in Game Five and keeps the Cards alive in the NLCS.
Dems need a new game plan for winning and that’s why I think the DNC should construct future strategies helmed by Pat Riley, Gregg Popovich, Steve Kerr, and Phil Jackson.
November 23, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Dems need a new game plan for winning and that’s why I think the DNC should construct future strategies helmed by Pat Riley, Gregg Popovich, Steve Kerr, and Phil Jackson.