Teko
@teko.bsky.social
Otter | he/him, bi or something | graphic designer | maker and eater of foods | Boston area
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this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is a major blow from trump
In the last few minutes, I've learned that my QuickBǒoks and Squäare accounts have been frozen, and all I need to do is click a few shiny email buttons and give them my bank account info to clear things up. How could this not be legit??
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In the last few minutes, I've learned that my QuickBǒoks and Squäare accounts have been frozen, and all I need to do is click a few shiny email buttons and give them my bank account info to clear things up. How could this not be legit??
What to do with leftover homemade tikka masala?
Make paneer-stuffed tikka masala enchiladas, of course.
Make paneer-stuffed tikka masala enchiladas, of course.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What to do with leftover homemade tikka masala?
Make paneer-stuffed tikka masala enchiladas, of course.
Make paneer-stuffed tikka masala enchiladas, of course.
Flock of Dimes at the Rockwell, Somerville
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Flock of Dimes at the Rockwell, Somerville
Using a nice pair of earplugs at a concert feels like cheating. I can hear all the music clearly but without the harsh noise blowing out my ears.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Using a nice pair of earplugs at a concert feels like cheating. I can hear all the music clearly but without the harsh noise blowing out my ears.
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What in the absolute ball-buggery
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What in the absolute ball-buggery
Perfect Star Wars alien sounds.
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From the Weird community on Reddit: she's going through seasonal behavioral changes as we approach the breeding season
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November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Perfect Star Wars alien sounds.
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The award for the most gloriously campy song in movie history goes to Hans Conried singing The Dressing Song from 5000 Fingers of Dr T.
"do mi do duds" hans conried in the 5,000 fingers of dr. t (1953)
YouTube video by K. A. Applegate
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November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The award for the most gloriously campy song in movie history goes to Hans Conried singing The Dressing Song from 5000 Fingers of Dr T.
Boris Karloff, the warm rich velvet voice that narrated How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Boris Karloff, the warm rich velvet voice that narrated How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
My parents are both in their 80s and are so excited about getting cataract surgery. They got to choose from a selection of new lenses for their eyes (including bifocals!). They've both got 20/20 vision now after a lifetime of glasses and can see in full color again.
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My parents are both in their 80s and are so excited about getting cataract surgery. They got to choose from a selection of new lenses for their eyes (including bifocals!). They've both got 20/20 vision now after a lifetime of glasses and can see in full color again.
Awaiting the big Affinity announcement with nervous dread/hope.
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Awaiting the big Affinity announcement with nervous dread/hope.
Leaving the theater after Ghostbusters tonight with 9/10 year old kids in front of us excitedly telling their parents about their favorite creepy parts and saying "that was SO COOL" absolutely made my night.
God, I love my local theater. I just watched a 70 mm copy of Ghostbusters, and it looked fantastic. Theater was packed, including families with kids seeing it for the first time. That movie is super holds up. It is really funny and really creepy and exciting. #somervilletheatre
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Leaving the theater after Ghostbusters tonight with 9/10 year old kids in front of us excitedly telling their parents about their favorite creepy parts and saying "that was SO COOL" absolutely made my night.
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I want to be clear that I am not asking for anything, but every once in a while, people ask me how they can donate to say thank you for my writing, all the game content I created on my gaming blog, my chocolate recipes, etc. If you want to help finance all that, the link is ko-fi.com/kodiakkitchen
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October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I want to be clear that I am not asking for anything, but every once in a while, people ask me how they can donate to say thank you for my writing, all the game content I created on my gaming blog, my chocolate recipes, etc. If you want to help finance all that, the link is ko-fi.com/kodiakkitchen
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#politics
As a reminder, the reason that the government is shut down is because *checks notes* Democrats don't want people to lose health insurance.
Not some big heinous "everyone needs vaccinations", not even "release the Epstein list"
They just didn't want you to lose health insurance
As a reminder, the reason that the government is shut down is because *checks notes* Democrats don't want people to lose health insurance.
Not some big heinous "everyone needs vaccinations", not even "release the Epstein list"
They just didn't want you to lose health insurance
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
#politics
As a reminder, the reason that the government is shut down is because *checks notes* Democrats don't want people to lose health insurance.
Not some big heinous "everyone needs vaccinations", not even "release the Epstein list"
They just didn't want you to lose health insurance
As a reminder, the reason that the government is shut down is because *checks notes* Democrats don't want people to lose health insurance.
Not some big heinous "everyone needs vaccinations", not even "release the Epstein list"
They just didn't want you to lose health insurance
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I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.
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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
President Trump said that he is raising tariffs on Canadian imports, citing a TV ad in the U.S. that features President Reagan criticizing tariffs. https://wapo.st/431CadI
October 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.
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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
"...but we will never support TRANS-fats."
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"...but we will never support TRANS-fats."
*watches as the internet explodes*
It's times like this when I wonder about the wisdom of literally every website trusting one single web services company to keep things running.
But what the heck do I know??
*sips tea*
It's times like this when I wonder about the wisdom of literally every website trusting one single web services company to keep things running.
But what the heck do I know??
*sips tea*
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*watches as the internet explodes*
It's times like this when I wonder about the wisdom of literally every website trusting one single web services company to keep things running.
But what the heck do I know??
*sips tea*
It's times like this when I wonder about the wisdom of literally every website trusting one single web services company to keep things running.
But what the heck do I know??
*sips tea*
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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In Goffstown NH where we’re about to watch a 1600 lb pumpkin drop and explode into the Piscataquog in about 7 mins
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In Goffstown NH where we’re about to watch a 1600 lb pumpkin drop and explode into the Piscataquog in about 7 mins
Tonight: Close Encounters of the Third Kind in 70mm.
*whistles the five notes*
*whistles the five notes*
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tonight: Close Encounters of the Third Kind in 70mm.
*whistles the five notes*
*whistles the five notes*
Lazy Guys Buy Tortillas
(It’s me, I’m a lazy guy)
(It’s me, I’m a lazy guy)
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Lazy Guys Buy Tortillas
(It’s me, I’m a lazy guy)
(It’s me, I’m a lazy guy)
I learned today that throughout the 80s, Devo would often open for themselves as “DOVE:The Band of Love”, playing Christian-rock versions of Devo tunes
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I learned today that throughout the 80s, Devo would often open for themselves as “DOVE:The Band of Love”, playing Christian-rock versions of Devo tunes
I somehow made it this far without seeing Dirty Dancing, Top Gun, Scanners, or Scarface.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I somehow made it this far without seeing Dirty Dancing, Top Gun, Scanners, or Scarface.
Swifties, I don't want to yuck your yum, but I genuinely tried to listen to the new album, and it's Not My Thing.
Less tactfully: those are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.
Less tactfully: those are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Swifties, I don't want to yuck your yum, but I genuinely tried to listen to the new album, and it's Not My Thing.
Less tactfully: those are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.
Less tactfully: those are some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard.
It should not be the slightest bit surprising that the president’s “faith advisor” just admitted to sexually abusing a 12 year old girl.
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Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child
Under a plea agreement, Morris was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in an Oklahoma jail.
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October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It should not be the slightest bit surprising that the president’s “faith advisor” just admitted to sexually abusing a 12 year old girl.
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