that’s nice, timmy, now go play with your cousins so mommy can have some bourbon straight from the bottle

like yall telling me about your tiktoks must be how gen xers felt hearing about all 150 pokemon in detail

you got me, i’m really gina carano

alright but at least that sounds like it would be a nice big Arby’s hat trophy and not ten zombie arms grabbing at the earth

very long setup for a Polish joke but sure

has seeing film adaptations of other classics not already done that

I personally think their official communications would fit perfectly in Comic Sans or even a little Papyrus

katie how could you do this to me…

very cool topic!

a friend once said i’m the only artist she knows who makes art for themselves instead of commerce, which is funny and maybe a diss, but I make it for you and I want everyone to access it and that’s why my ebook is like $4! if you truly can’t afford it DM me and I’ll send you a copy!

whatever you say phil

and truly I did get to kiss some hot girls in high school since they all knew I was gay while that dude who bullied me likely didn’t get any smoocheroonis, so, thanks!!!

i’m not saying I owe them a handshake or anything but it did sort of save me like, a fair bit of wondering and then I came out basically a year or two later anyway, which is to say maybe some bullying is helpful

it did result in 75% less stubbed toe (i’m not perfect) and almost a complete reduction in elbow-bonking

lol I had a similar experience and decided to start “looking where I’m going,” apparently that matters?? could’ve fooled me

one time a man dressed as Zorro tried to street fight me on Hollywood Boulevard because I told him to move the fuck out of my way when he was blocking me on purpose and he followed me to scream at me for two blocks while I ignored him to his face until he sulked off

Narcissus admiring himself in the pond for sure

this dipshit can’t even format the name of ChatGPT correctly lol guess they’re not such good friends