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Wallace
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It would be hard to explain to younger generations that 60 Minutes was once a real news organization and United States was once a serious country run by actual adults and not 79 year old drug-addicted rapists.
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In Midland, Texas. That’s really all I have to say about that.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My wife is getting her wisdom teeth removed under anesthesia and I can’t wait to find out what she really thinks about me on the drive home.
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
May 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Going to Colorado next week for work. Stoked to look at some stuff.
May 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The people in Arcade Fire are too old to be dressing like that.
May 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Blaming my recent thigh tattoo on not cycling today and napping instead. IM HEALING!
May 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Faked my way thru a conversation about the NFL with my boss so well that when we parted he said, ‘Well, I probably won’t see you for another year or so. Be safe.’
May 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Taking wife and myself to a handgun class this afternoon. Not a brag.
April 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Reposted by Wallace
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I might be dead. I’ve correctly hit a USB plug 6 out of 6 times since Tuesday.
March 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A late night ripping thunderstorm. Good stuff.
February 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
At Academy Sports and a Mexican lady is trying to buy a gun and the old white dudes in here are getting real jittery 🤣
February 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If everything goes to plan we will have lunch with my dad on Saturday and then start driving to the desert.

But now I’m stuck in a hotel and begging you not to watch any episode of a game show called Funny You Mention It.
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
At a new dead bar in Fort Smith playing the bar tv trivia. I’m playing next to a drunk sentimental old man with the username PORNOSANTA.
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sunday inshallah.
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Not gonna jam up this roast beef with garlic this time. I’m not Italian.
January 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I started wading through the channels today to find out about the people that wisely gave me up as a baby.

I called both of my folks about it. They were cool.

My mom thinks my birth mom got knocked up in a car at 17. That could be any number of badass cars.
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM