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telsie 🦬
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we will always have this
former Colorado football player Travis Hunter screaming while holding his 2024 Heisman Trophy shortly after the award ceremony aerial photo taken of Travis Hunter striking the Heisman pose during the 2024 season photo of Travis Hunter striking the Heisman pose during the 2024 season
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
telsie.bsky.social
oh hell no, destiny 2 is taking us to lower lower wacker
screenshot from the video game DESTINY 2. my character’s robot buddy is projecting a call with the character Lodi. in captions at the bottom, Lodi is saying: “It’s dangerous. And worst part is I know exactly where it is. Adams and Wabash. It’s under Chicago.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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selfie of a white woman (me). i have medium length brunette hair with bangs, and am wearing a black blazer over my green high neck dress selfie of me, a white woman, wearing a long dark green dress
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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it’s no hans zimmer and four pop girlies, but glass animals is this year’s polar bear in arlington texas
my 2025 Spotify wrapped top 5 artists. 1. Against Me! 2. Sabrina Carpenter 3. Chappell Roan 4. Charli XCX 5. Glass Animals
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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there should probably be someone moderating the categories that are created on the hbo max home page
screenshot from HBO MAX, under the category "All the LOLs" The first three movies listed are HAPPY FEET, SORRY BABY, and 8-BIT CHRISTMAS
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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this dress and then probably black boots and a black blazer :)
model screenshot of the dress i’m going to wear to my company party. the model is wearing a dark green satin dress with a high collar and slits at the sides of the legs. she’s also wearing some killer green heels but I won’t be going with that part, lol
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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THRILLVILLE
cover art for the PlayStation 2 video game THRILLVILLE. the cover features a roller coaster roaring down the center, with other amusements below and behind like bumper cars, carnival games, and a Ferris wheel. the text THRILLVILLE is written in bright lights.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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my favorite unnecessary stops in Lakeview are Sheridan/Barry and Sheridan/Briar, which both serve the same lines and are on the same block, easily visible to one another
Apple Maps image of Sheridan Road in Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago. On the east side of the street, there are two bus stops, Sheridan/Briar up top and Sheridan/Barry to the south. they both serve the 77, 134, 143, 151, and 156 bus lines
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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when my flight took off it was 21-17. what the hell happened?
final score from tonight’s football game between Arizona State and Colorado. ASU 42, CU 17. the quarter-by-quarter breakdown shows that Arizona State scored 3 in the first, 10 in the second, 8 in the third, and TWENTY ONE in the fourth. Colorado scored 7 in the first, 0 in the second, 10 in the third, and 0 in the fourth. it’s basketball season.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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pretty incredible that my fantasy football team is so bad that even when they don’t lose, they ALSO don’t win!
final score from my fantasy football matchup last week. my team, She-They Stroud, finished with 89.02 points. my opponent, Team [REDACTED] also finished with 89.02 points, resulting in a TIE
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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lol they deleted the original post from yesterday because the comments were lighting them up

also, lmao:
post on r/joerogan by user No-Confection-3861: “Serious question: if Joe discusses politics on an episode, are we allowed to discuss what he discussed?” the post is also tagged as a “Bitch and Moan” post
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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DAILY DOUBLE graphic from the quiz game show JEOPARDY!
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
telsie.bsky.social
this is so obviously a bad way to learn how to read that i find it hard to believe teachers don’t know it’s bad.

seems fine for reading *comprehension* but that is not what READING is!!! what are we fucking doing!! bring back phonics!!!!!
snippet from the quoted article. listed are the “three cues” which has apparently become the standard for teaching children to read in the US. L “Graphic cues (what do the letters tell you about what the word might be?) Syntactic cues (what kind of word could it be, for example, a noun or a verb?) Semantic cues (what word would make sense here, based on the context?)
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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also found on the apartment hunt: the second bedroom both faces directly into a brick wall AND has what can only be described as a blind cuck corner
picture from a chicago apartment. the bedroom space has light grey walls, with a window facing the brick exterior of a neighboring building. there is a air/heat unit plugged into the wall. and then there’s the aforementioned “blind cuck corner”, an extremely thin space that juts out from the rest of the bedroom. virtually nothing can fit in this space except maybe a shitty chair. why does this exist?
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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this game is fun and very cute
screenshot from the video game POKEMON LEGENDS Z-A. at sunset, my character (right), wearing a green beret and all-black coat outfit, is looking back towards one of the main friend characters, wearing an oversized blue hoodie and yellow leggings screenshot from the video game POKEMON LEGENDS Z-A. my character, in a green beret and green long sleeve outfit, poses behind a streamer character from the game, who is wearing a largely yellow and black outfit and blue and yellow striped hair. my character is forming a D with her hands, which represents the streamer’s group DYN4MO (Dynamo) screenshot from the video game POKEMON LEGENDS Z-A. my character, wearing a black beret and a red/white outfit, poses with my shiny Talonflame; a scarlet and brown firebird pokemon.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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stat graphic from Colorado vs Eastern Washington on ESPN+. Sebastian Rančik - 14 points, 3/5 from three, 3 rebounds, and 1 kiss on the head
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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my god
image of the Colorado Homefield "Gamebreaker" jacket. The front of the jacket features stripes of black, white, and gold, with the Colorado Buffalo logo on one side of the upper chest. The jacket also appears to feature a black hood The back of the Colorado Homefield "Gamebreaker" jacket. The stripes continue along the lower back and sleeves, with the upper back being all black and featuring "COLORADO" in gold block text
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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zohran’s new york city
EVERYONE GET MORE ANDROGYNOUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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there’s this vintage place near me with an insanely tough LA Rams sweater on display
vintage LA Rams sweater on display at a vintage clothing shop near me. the sweater is royal blue with RAMS written in yellow between two white lines. there appears to be yellow and white stripes on the sleeves
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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sko buffs
person at the bar dressed in an orange prison suit with C. BILLUPS written on the back Mark @swimtoshorey.bsky.social and I posing with the person dressed in the Billups prison suit
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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open 24 hours a day
me, a white woman dressed as Sexy CTA Red Line. I am wearing a grey bodysuit, a silver skirt, a red bedazzled cowboy hat, and red tights me again, same outfit but you can now see the silver go-go boots
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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i don’t have any good pictures from when i was a witch for halloween in 2020 but i do have this absolute classic tweet that was RT’d onto my feed and immediately screenshotted by me the next day
2019 tweet from Mel Stone @melstonemusic: “So, you wore a dress for halloween and now you want to do it every day”
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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only one in this office with a little whimsy
selfie of me, a white woman with long brown hair. I’m wearing a dark brown top and a buffalo horns headband
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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an entire nation of consumers
one of the people from the quiz: JOHN, WHITE MALE, 30 Voted for Donald Trump in 2024, with the following quote: “He is not a career politician. He’s a successful businessman, and the country should be run like a business.”
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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yeah i’m obsessed

much like real life, green clothes have a chokehold on me
screenshot from the video game POKÉMON LEGENDS Z-A. my character is posing with the Pokémon Bayleef in a tree-lined street. my character is wearing a green beret, as well as a white top and green striped pants; serving cunt. Bayleef, a yellow dinosaur with large red eyes and leafy body parts, is serving no thoughts
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM