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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 2h

humpy will be in the mariners doc epilogue

Joe Boomgard-Zagrodnik @joeboomzag.bsky.social · 2h

You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

the epilogue will be posted approximately two months after game 7 of the world series 🔮

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

GOOD THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

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Mark @swimtoshorey.bsky.social · 3h

Rockies Legend Tommy Kahnle

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3h

mariners won

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

THE SEATTLE MARINERS

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 3h

walk-off walk or HBP coming. there will be accountability for the bases-loading IBB

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

CAL PLEASE

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reo☠️ @httpreo.bsky.social · 3h

jesus christ someone on the tigers fuck up already

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

a pickoff just as good as the Raleigh/JP earlier, wow

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 3h

GOD DAMMIT

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 4h

“I don’t think anyone has sat down”

immediately cuts to pretty much everyone sitting down

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 4h

i CANNOT

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 4h

WHAT IS HAPPENING

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 4h

it tends to do that

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 5h

The biggest problem with the pitch clock is that it doesn’t allow pitchers enough time to think about their entire life before throwing each pitch in the playoffs.

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 5h

i can’t handle this

telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 5h

I became aware of him in college. I don’t get what it is either, but it does feel right. I was a terrible athlete and had a lot of bad experiences, but still inexplicably loved it. maybe he just put words to that?