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🏳️‍⚧️ she/they sports gay 🦬 chicago
Indiana Football is the number one team in the country and just won the Heisman. what a year
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
that being said i am very excited for Tacko Ifaola
seeing a Colorado Buffalo big man wearing number 25 is so spiritually wrong
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
seeing a Colorado Buffalo big man wearing number 25 is so spiritually wrong
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Colorado-UTSA is UGLY
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
going through my stuff as I’m packing and just rediscovered the two pairs of yeezys I got from my time working at an adidas school
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Godspeed to Jason Collins. His coming out in 2013 was incredibly brave and meant so much to so many people.
Former NBA player Jason Collins announced that he is undergoing treatment for Stage 4 glioblastoma, one of the most severe forms of brain cancer.

“Because my tumor is unresectable ... the average prognosis is only 11 to 14 months,” Collins said.

🔗: www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
one bottle of wine: still kinda fucks me up
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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shopping here for Christmas
of course I know her… she’s me!
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Dems are like "it's with a heavy heart that I voted to codify trans segregation, but it had to be done so Pete Hegseth can keep murdering fisherman in South America."
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
YIKES
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
got reminded about the F/M Swap today and i am once again asking for this logo to be embroidered onto a baseball hat
5 minutes in adobe illustrator baybeee
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
searching reddit to solve problems is so helpful as an anxious person bc everyone giving their takes actually sounds like a normal person and gives it to you straight, you get multiple opinions in one link, and you don’t have to comb through a bunch of ads and bullshit to find a satisfying answer
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Oh, just on track for the lowest it’s ever been in the 21st Century…

No big deal or anything, definitely wouldn’t want that in the headline or anything…
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
glad i was able to make it to the dark horse for one last time back in august. a damn shame what’s happening in boulder.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
dumbass
buffs are winning seven. i don’t know which seven.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I feel like the ACC is not the problem here for Notre Dame???? the committee kept Notre Dame ahead of Miami for a whole month despite the H2H and then switcheroo’d them on the final bracket.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
well it was a good run
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
except for harrison butker
they should let kickers and punters do the sunday night football introductions
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
they should let kickers and punters do the sunday night football introductions
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
really selfish of these schools to not consider the JLab shareholders
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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yeah if that shit happened to me you would never see me doing corny poptart shenanigans a month later
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if i’m notre dame i am very very mad
Your final 2025 College Football Playoff bracket:
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM