Ben Templesmith
@templesmith.bsky.social
Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.
Well, this was on the wall in the Fort Lauderdale airport restroom.
I’m uhhhh… guessing this isn’t real. I hope it’s not real.
I’m uhhhh… guessing this isn’t real. I hope it’s not real.
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Well, this was on the wall in the Fort Lauderdale airport restroom.
I’m uhhhh… guessing this isn’t real. I hope it’s not real.
I’m uhhhh… guessing this isn’t real. I hope it’s not real.
Joseph Bellisario, a right cunt, to use that word very appropriately.
I hope the internet tracks this guy down & does its thing.
I hope the internet tracks this guy down & does its thing.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Joseph Bellisario, a right cunt, to use that word very appropriately.
I hope the internet tracks this guy down & does its thing.
I hope the internet tracks this guy down & does its thing.
I need to watch this Chinese dating show.
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I need to watch this Chinese dating show.
I will die on this hill.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I will die on this hill.
If this isn’t the perfect reference photo for every artist doing a boxing scene from now on, I don’t know what would be.
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If this isn’t the perfect reference photo for every artist doing a boxing scene from now on, I don’t know what would be.
I love terrible people.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love terrible people.
Just a heads up, I won’t be signing new issues of that 30 Days of Night mess that IUD/ID/UD or whatever the publisher is called now, for less than $20 a pop.
Or the more recent collections. They’re the only things they decided to keep in print & don’t know who I am anymore, so it’s a premium!
Or the more recent collections. They’re the only things they decided to keep in print & don’t know who I am anymore, so it’s a premium!
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just a heads up, I won’t be signing new issues of that 30 Days of Night mess that IUD/ID/UD or whatever the publisher is called now, for less than $20 a pop.
Or the more recent collections. They’re the only things they decided to keep in print & don’t know who I am anymore, so it’s a premium!
Or the more recent collections. They’re the only things they decided to keep in print & don’t know who I am anymore, so it’s a premium!
The top 12 states to live in.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The top 12 states to live in.
There’s a cosmic filament, 50 million light years long, containing hundreds of galaxies, all spinning together. It’s 140 million light years away from us.
This is why religion is a load of bullshit, but it’s impossible to not be spiritual, & appreciate the sheer majesty of the universe.
This is why religion is a load of bullshit, but it’s impossible to not be spiritual, & appreciate the sheer majesty of the universe.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There’s a cosmic filament, 50 million light years long, containing hundreds of galaxies, all spinning together. It’s 140 million light years away from us.
This is why religion is a load of bullshit, but it’s impossible to not be spiritual, & appreciate the sheer majesty of the universe.
This is why religion is a load of bullshit, but it’s impossible to not be spiritual, & appreciate the sheer majesty of the universe.
We saw Jesus in the leather couch arse impressions.
Prove us wrong.
Prove us wrong.
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
We saw Jesus in the leather couch arse impressions.
Prove us wrong.
Prove us wrong.
Why is the US so weird about where they poop compared to any other advanced nation?
😂
😂
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why is the US so weird about where they poop compared to any other advanced nation?
😂
😂
It’s a damn shame. Damn, damn shame I tell you.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It’s a damn shame. Damn, damn shame I tell you.
And off to Galaxycon Columbus I go.
Why do I agree to these early morning flights?
Why do I agree to these early morning flights?
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
And off to Galaxycon Columbus I go.
Why do I agree to these early morning flights?
Why do I agree to these early morning flights?
Nah, ideally, some tentacles coming up each side, from a center piece on the chest. Once my sleeves are finished. If they ever are.
Still working on this one:
Still working on this one:
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Nah, ideally, some tentacles coming up each side, from a center piece on the chest. Once my sleeves are finished. If they ever are.
Still working on this one:
Still working on this one:
Only got 3 of the 3 pack new comics, with OA sketch, including the gold foil WORMWOOD version for now, left up in the store.
Will be the only way left to get that gold version too alas!
www.78squid.ink/product/bubb...
Will be the only way left to get that gold version too alas!
www.78squid.ink/product/bubb...
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Only got 3 of the 3 pack new comics, with OA sketch, including the gold foil WORMWOOD version for now, left up in the store.
Will be the only way left to get that gold version too alas!
www.78squid.ink/product/bubb...
Will be the only way left to get that gold version too alas!
www.78squid.ink/product/bubb...
My phone thingy just said I lost weight, ( I think too much ) now I’m gaining back a little, but I’m well below my old number, which I like.
It still declares me completely “average” overall, & I am comfortable in my mediocre-ness & its judgement on my worth.
It still declares me completely “average” overall, & I am comfortable in my mediocre-ness & its judgement on my worth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My phone thingy just said I lost weight, ( I think too much ) now I’m gaining back a little, but I’m well below my old number, which I like.
It still declares me completely “average” overall, & I am comfortable in my mediocre-ness & its judgement on my worth.
It still declares me completely “average” overall, & I am comfortable in my mediocre-ness & its judgement on my worth.
Oooooh such a tease. I’ll be wondering what was said until my end of days now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oooooh such a tease. I’ll be wondering what was said until my end of days now.
Yup. Though there’s actually a thriving niche industry for them as well. Which was what we were after, 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yup. Though there’s actually a thriving niche industry for them as well. Which was what we were after, 😂
Do not have 6 hour long phone calls wherein horny male cats are discussed, ( despite being fixed ) which leads to curiously looking up “cat sex dolls” ( because he needs one ) on google, possibly one of the most insane things I’ve ever come across…
I now know this exists. So do you.
I now know this exists. So do you.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Do not have 6 hour long phone calls wherein horny male cats are discussed, ( despite being fixed ) which leads to curiously looking up “cat sex dolls” ( because he needs one ) on google, possibly one of the most insane things I’ve ever come across…
I now know this exists. So do you.
I now know this exists. So do you.