Ben Templesmith
@templesmith.bsky.social
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Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.
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Going forward, thanks to AI tech bros & their billionaire parasites, I show far less art on the platforms. ( Gonna Nightshade the crap out of things too ) But I show all my process & a lot more stuff over on thesquidarmy.com patreon.

Here's a little free bit.
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What does your tattooist make you hold when they’re tattooing a painful part of your body?

Look, it worked. It worked.
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We may be too lazy for a 15 min drive 😂
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*ledge-leave, thanks autocorrect??
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So St Louis is the first city I’ve had the locals warn not to go walking downtown at night?

I looked it up & it’s a virtual tie with Memphis on being the violet crime cities the mango Mussolini actually rants about.

So maybe ledge Portland & Chicago alone? Always felt safe there.
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You know that thing where you’ll miss your connection by just 20 mins, so you rebook & will now be 5 hours late?

I checked the old flight connection. It too was late. I’d have made it. & just got in 45 mins late.

The universe just put it’s dick in my ear. Thanks universe! 😂
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Well, I think I’ve done it again & absent mindedly forgotten my art case for the con in the hall. Doubt I’ll be getting it back. No art in it, just some con gear, but a good reminder if it doesn’t have straps, I shouldn’t bring 5 pieces of luggage anymore. Time to put it all in a suitcase instead.
a bald man is wearing a red sweater with a star trek logo on the front .
ALT: a bald man is wearing a red sweater with a star trek logo on the front .
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These… these are real national guard members?

Is there like *any* fitness criteria?
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the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
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Ahahahaha. That thing where you might actually catch up with a friend even though you forgot to tell them you’d be in town for a few hours, weeks ago, & just after your plane lands you remember to text them & they’ll be around your hotel at exactly the right time… probably. 😂
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A gallery opening, a Hindu multi day wedding, a little Garden of the Gods, a side trip to DFW for a tattoo today, one day home with the cats, then 5 days out doing GalaxyCon Saint Louis.

I’m already rather tired, but such memories.

Then… crowdfunding a thingie?
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Was taped right next to the entrance of the plane.
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Also: this is real nice. Never seen it pointed out before as we boarded the flight.
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Finally, I land in Denver 3 hours late. Thanks American.

Those 3 hours were meant to get me some time to stash stuff, put on a suit, grab a little food. Now I’m just dashing to the gallery where I’ll probably get changed in public as some sort of art piece.
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"What is the cost of lies? It's not that we will mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that, if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

-Valery Legasov, Chernobyl Miniseries
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I prefer to be a little more optimistic that more people are like me, & have lines they won’t cross & some sense of true honour, rather than be a spiral of negativity giving up all hope that what’s meant to be the bastion of protection of the constitution is just like all the rest, hollow & rancid!
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Pete Davidson back stage at Riyadh making small talk.

"Yeah, my dad died on 9/11."
"Really? Mine too."
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