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night or day sometime. I was miss shiny in the previous place
aaaaaaahahhaha Barossa red absolutely smashing people about the head.

it’s a promotional Penfolds “Claret” from 2009, and apart from the crumbly cork, it’s really good
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I do have issues with cork in wine bottles
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
was this you today?
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the whole house smells of the vanilla Kipferl in the oven. it’s so good I wish I could send it all to you
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
now that’s an appropriate way to deliver mustard
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
working from the couch, so I’m looking downwards. also my hair is doing something weird and all I can see in the little Zoom window is this
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
it’s hosted by Tom Daley and he shows off his knits and models the creations and is genuinely excellent
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
October 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
stolen from Reddit, they’ve been doing more fun London things!
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
anyone who knows me IRL knows I have an irrational hatred for when people put ice in white or rose wine

I am in Italy and someone just put an ice cube

in a glass of red wine
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
heading to Italy with the potential for a full transport strike as we land.

I’m prepared as I can be
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
seriously South Western rail, your policy of constant voice announcements is beyond insane. it’s a train, not an aircraft. just announce the approaching and current station and
August 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
seriously South Western rail, your policy of constant voice announcements is beyond insane. it’s a train, not an aircraft. just announce the approaching and current station
August 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
also, I’m creating a list of movies where someone has a really long cigarette ash
August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
July 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
you better sort this shit out London
July 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the phlebotomist, aka “hospital vampire”, will leave distinctive marks. regardless of the number of times they approach

pictured is a single blood test site.

and a freckle.
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
today I described an american food to an english person and they were horrified by its blandness. which is quite a feat

behold, the New England Boiled Dinner
May 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
amazing timeline
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
by the end of winter my skin is so dry I wish I could shed it like a gecko and be fresh for spring
February 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don’t think I have any of these in the freezer? maybe I’ll see if there are any at Tesco
January 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
January 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
feeling very much this
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM