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night or day sometime. I was miss shiny in the previous place
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And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
I love molehills. especially when you see the track of a particularly determined mole who had to pivot because they ran into a big rock
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I love molehills. especially when you see the track of a particularly determined mole who had to pivot because they ran into a big rock
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There was a strict law about noise on Sundays in the German city I lived in for 8 years. My proudest moment was getting a noise complaint from the lady in the flat next door for some truly horrendous farts when I had an upset tummy.
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There was a strict law about noise on Sundays in the German city I lived in for 8 years. My proudest moment was getting a noise complaint from the lady in the flat next door for some truly horrendous farts when I had an upset tummy.
I was really excited this morning (26th) because I thought the christmas music would finally be over.
perhaps this is why the hot cross buns arrive today - to stuff in my ears and muffle fkn cliff richards
perhaps this is why the hot cross buns arrive today - to stuff in my ears and muffle fkn cliff richards
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was really excited this morning (26th) because I thought the christmas music would finally be over.
perhaps this is why the hot cross buns arrive today - to stuff in my ears and muffle fkn cliff richards
perhaps this is why the hot cross buns arrive today - to stuff in my ears and muffle fkn cliff richards
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
absolutely not stressing out about the magnum of Penfolds I’ve been gently nursing through hot australian summers, moving to the UK, and now in germany for christmas
fuck cork. seriously stop messing about with cork.
fuck cork. seriously stop messing about with cork.
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
absolutely not stressing out about the magnum of Penfolds I’ve been gently nursing through hot australian summers, moving to the UK, and now in germany for christmas
fuck cork. seriously stop messing about with cork.
fuck cork. seriously stop messing about with cork.
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Bit late isn't it? Mine have been on the boil since last Tuesday.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Bit late isn't it? Mine have been on the boil since last Tuesday.
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Hey bargain hunters! Our local Tesco is currently selling big bags of Brussels sprouts for 15p, let me know if you need any, I’m just hiring a van
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hey bargain hunters! Our local Tesco is currently selling big bags of Brussels sprouts for 15p, let me know if you need any, I’m just hiring a van
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my least favourite christmas song is now being played more than usual. thanks Chris Rea
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
my least favourite christmas song is now being played more than usual. thanks Chris Rea
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I will now commence being sad about this for the rest of my life
Thinking about the unmade action-horror film SHADOW COMPANY, that was to be directed by John Carpenter from a script by Shane Black / Fred Dekker, about the re-animated corpses of American soldiers destroying their small American hometown over Christmas. Kurt Russell would have starred.
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I will now commence being sad about this for the rest of my life
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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Some example pics. The description is pretty grand but the language is remarkably restrained. Here are the 'custom TV cabinetry' and the 'center island, eat in kitchen'
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Some example pics. The description is pretty grand but the language is remarkably restrained. Here are the 'custom TV cabinetry' and the 'center island, eat in kitchen'
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes
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the whole house smells of the vanilla Kipferl in the oven. it’s so good I wish I could send it all to you
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the whole house smells of the vanilla Kipferl in the oven. it’s so good I wish I could send it all to you
now that’s an appropriate way to deliver mustard
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
now that’s an appropriate way to deliver mustard
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"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"