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@tendehka.bsky.social

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 26m

newspaper from hey arnold saying "stoop kid afraid to leave stoop"

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 28m

without further evidence there's genuinely nothing there! dogs pull muscles or tweak joints weirdly just like people do.

let the first man who has not pulled their obliques by turning to the side wrong cast the first stone

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 30m

anyone mad about the hasan video has never owned a dog in their life

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 32m

i hate to admit it but circle k has a genuinely good breakfast burrito

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1h

ladies love a man with good meaty haunches

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 15h

My absolute favorite is that Abraham Lincoln could have, while in office, sent a fax to a samurai.

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 18h

He's an (even more?) autistic Henchman 21. best character ever

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 18h

I have already encountered *two* waterfalls without little chests behind them in Ghost of Yotei. 0/10, worst game ever

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

honestly i'd be down for a sequel. let's see what else he can fit in that thermos

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

I worry about this every time I see a post from Pritzker et al. talk about how the cops shouldn't be helping ICE.

have you ordered them to? what if they don't listen? what's step 2?

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

So the plot of Ghost of Yotei is just Blue Eye Samurai but a little worse?

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 1d

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

ahahahahaha

a jiu jitsu black belt that can't run a mile and a half

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

goddammit my phone forced an update on me

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

private accounts. group dms. opting out of the discover feed.

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

okay so openAI, AMD and nvidia are all just passing the same bag of cash back and forth, right?

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 1d

i have worked with several guys who would take a half dozen smoke breaks a day for a joint and they were all more motivated to do their job than these two