Nothing is renamed until John Mellencamp changes his lyrics, and that ain't happening any time soon. Jus' sayin'... #iykyk

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

Has anyone ever actually adjusted the power settings on their microwave? Like, I'm not using that thing because I want a precise instrument, I'm using it because my burrito is cold and a little too old and I need to nuke the bacteria off it. That shit started on high and it's staying on high

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

Hello world.