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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 6d

David Nihill's 'Grapefruit Ladies' is just the best story you'll hear all day.

"When Nimrod needed to explain Apartheid to the ladies he put down a pint of Guinness and said this is like Apartheid: mostly black held down by a little bit of white."

@davidnihill.bsky.social

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David Nihill: Shelf Help (Comedy + Reading Recommendations) FULL SHOW

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 9m

Always feel like a lot of cancel culture discussion could better be summarised as "I do not like that people can criticise my morally questionable decisions."

Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 15m

is the answer "because they paid me a boatload of money"?

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 12m

Rest assured, Henry never speaks 'Faragski'

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · Jun 13

Good news, @mrhenrymorris.substack.com

You can now, finally, quit your attempts to learn the Welsh language!

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 15m

‘Let them eat sandwiches!’

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In recent weeks, stung by criticism that she was aloof from her MPs, Badenoch has begun inviting in small groups for lunch. Well, platters of shop-bought sandwiches.

When I pointed out to one invitee that Badenoch famously declared last year that she hated sandwiches (in line with just 1% of the British public), they replied "oh no, the MPs had sandwiches, Kemi had something hot brought in".

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Sarfraz Manzoor @sarfrazmanzoor.bsky.social · 20h

I have written a very serious piece about Robert Jenrick for The Observer. observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

Robert Jenrick is right, we have an integration problem: ...

The shadow chancellor has railed against the lack of integration in parts of Britain. But it’s the ‘flag-bothering patriots’ who don’t want to mix

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1h

Bravo, Henry. Sublime!

a man is reading a book with the words well it 's not shakespeare is it

ALT: a man is reading a book with the words well it 's not shakespeare is it

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1h

Something *is* rotten in the state of Newark

Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1h

Alas, poor Jenrick!

In which Robert digs his own grave

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Alas, poor Jenrick!

Hamlet - V 1 80

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1h

"You might find some superficial damage to the box, but the chocolate's perfectly edible"

#AccidentalPartridge

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

🔊Sound on 🔊

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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 1d

Robert Jenrick with the tragic tale of the wig that lost its head.

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

Shakespeare's latest tragicomedy looks absolutely shit

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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 1d

Robert Jenrick with the tragic tale of the wig that lost its head.

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

Sound up!

The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 1d

Robert Jenrick with the tragic tale of the wig that lost its head.

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and saying `` i bow to you '' .

ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air and saying `` i bow to you '' .

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

By any chance, would you be able to do your ‘Our Song’ thing with this @thejase.bsky.social please? Thanks!

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

#AccidentalPartridge

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 2d

WOW! This Mail column about diversity in adverts is wild.

Click for subs

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 2d

Not before he’s completed today’s episode of the newly rebooted ‘Treasure Hunt’

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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 2d

Spotted: Robert Jenrick being trailed by a herd of paparazzi-like camera crews out his event, down a flight of stairs, through a corridor and across a courtyard while deflecting questions on whether he wants to be the next Tory leader

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 2d

If a policy is announced at Tory conference and no one is around to hear it, is it still populist bullshit?

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 2d

He'll be off to Bourton-on-the Water next to complain about the lack of integration there.

Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 2d

Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 2d

#AccidentalPartridge

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 2d

#AccidentalPartridge

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 2d

#AccidentalPartridge

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 2d

Forever looking for the shit posters

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 3d

When will you be holding your 'working on queueing and fair play' class, Henry?

#BritishInsticts

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Cat Neilan @catneilan.bsky.social · 3d

One Nation Tory Cleverly says Badenoch's ICE policy is justified because of "that British instinct" of queueing and fair play.

He doesn't reject the idea floated by Katie Lam and others that people with settled status should be excluded from benefits

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 3d

'Was it slam poetry night at the oval?'

TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 3d

“Eventually” update:

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 3d

The bar of the Midland Hotel, lunchtime on the Sunday of Tory conference.

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School Reading List @schoolreadinglist.bsky.social · 19d

Refugees and migration books for children and teens, featuring books by Erika Meza, Na’ima B. Robert, Brian Bilston, Eoin Colfer, Onjali Q. Raúf, Sita Brahmachari, Armin Greder, Michael Rosen, Ele Fountain and Malcolm Duffy. schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/refug... #teachertwitter #kidlit

Refugees and migration books for children and teens

Refugees and migration books for children and teens including titles by Onjali Q. Raúf, Sita Brahmachari, Michael Rosen & Malcolm Duffy.

schoolreadinglist.co.uk

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