I’m trying for terrible mom jokes.

I see what you meant there. Those rocks were reduced.

Minimal biting is fine if you trade snacks for shots. Maybe a few scratches.

I know. I rewrote them all correctly. Still mad about it. You can’t be handling tetramethyltin under a III-V system SOP.

You absolutely rock for posting these today. We need this.

I may have to put this on my office door.

As a former HPM lab steward, I respect that they tried to get out of doing it. I ended up inheriting a bunch of SOPs for nasty shit that referenced or copied other docs that weren’t relevant, and just deleting it all would have been much faster and dumber than fixing it.

Didn’t they just get busted completely making up a nature paper on this topic?

I must Fill the freezer at every h-mart run.

I was tempted by my UMCP friends who went to work for frito lay and Snyders doing the lord’s work with dough extrusion, cheese powder, potatoes, corn, and salt. Grad school promised the beginning of the microbrewery boom with beer labs, but I was always an energy nerd.

I was also motivated by a “10 best degrees for the environment” list. No idea why chemical engineering (aka petroleum) was on there in 1995, but it was an interesting and useful path into solar and clean energy.

It’s weed or Greeley, but we can pretend that it’s ponderosas.

We knew they were dipshits then. Good to know they haven’t learned.

I am as unsurprised as every other femme scientist. The fact that we all know a few who would gladly jump into those files for “prestige” or “networking” makes me want to barf more.

Preach it! With an added note for my research friends that efficiency and energy yield are very different things. We don’t live in a solar simulator.