Teresa R.
@teresarobinson.bsky.social
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I would like to become a professional Lego builder. I am fucking hilarious and a goddamn delight. RN. Paralegal. Widow. Wearer of flared jeans. We're living in a pretty fucking dystopian shit show and I'd like to see the manager.
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teresarobinson.bsky.social
My pleasure, Sir.

Is it wrong to say I want the Yankees to lose, Sir? Because, gdammit, I do.
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diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social
“They have been inciting violence.” Kaitlan Collins vs. Karoline Leavitt on Portland and National Guard
teresarobinson.bsky.social
Thank you, Anna. Always appreciate you.
teresarobinson.bsky.social
Judge Immergut: Did you think you could get around my TRO by deploying the Guard from another State?
DOJ: Your Honor, it's a matter of...
Judge: Yes or no?
DOJ: It's complicated.
Judge: I have time. Enlighten me as to why the Government thought an end run wouldn't be contemptible conduct.
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“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
teresarobinson.bsky.social
They zip tied little brown and black kids in the middle of the gd night and separated them from their parents.

Little kids. Zip tied.

There is no hell fucking hot enough. None.
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"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme
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“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”
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“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods
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“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀
teresarobinson.bsky.social
“This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.”

Winston Churchill
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diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social
"Jimmy Kimmel was fired for lack of talent" - as Fallon suddenly regrets ruffling Trump’s hair that one time.
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“Charlie brought you and Elon back together. Is that true?” Trump pivots to UFC Fight Night at the White House with the boy'z.”
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“A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter” — Trump implies UN tried to sabotage First Lady, while he saved millions.
teresarobinson.bsky.social
sir you helped elect the man burning the republic to the ground

when your children ask you what you did in the "before times", you can tell them that you kept quiet, let people lie to your face on national tv while you smiled, and wrote a book about joe biden that no one read.
a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
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teresarobinson.bsky.social
this is a banger.
amiberger.bsky.social
Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon

Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife

Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers

Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
teresarobinson.bsky.social
This is funny as fucking hell.

Banger, mate. Absolute banger.
teresarobinson.bsky.social
DID THEY WEAR SIGNS INDICATING THEY WERE, IN FACT, "DRUG SMUGGLERS"? HAS THE ADMINISTRATION PROVIDED THE INTELLIGENCE THEY USED TO DETERMINE THAT THESE CIVILIANS WERE "DRUG SMUGGLERS"? PERHAPS A CLOSE-UP OF A TREN DE AGUA "DRUG SMUGGLER" TATTOO?

THEY WERE CIVILIANS.
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amiberger.bsky.social
Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon

Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife

Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers

Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"