my favorite so far is “if I didn’t talk to rich pedophiles I wouldn’t be able to accept their money!” oh word?

SO MANY empty seats, it's wild

How is it?! It was gone from my local indie theater too fast!

you think there’s an evil cabal of democrat billionaire pedophiles who all hang out together and are secretly responsible for every bad thing that’s ever happened in history? okay bud (six years later) oh, republicans were there too. that actually makes more sense

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