TerraAlchemist
@terraalchemist.bsky.social
The odd thoughts of a 37 year old American trying to keep it together, be creative, and engage with others. Author of "Fate/Malice Alternate" on AO3. He/Him.
If Tite Kubo can do one thing it's design the hell out of characters (I say being such a Bleach fan I bought and read the series completely over 2025)
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If Tite Kubo can do one thing it's design the hell out of characters (I say being such a Bleach fan I bought and read the series completely over 2025)
Not even the holding in the pee thing?
January 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Not even the holding in the pee thing?
Doesn't even have to be in the obvious way. Sweat, saliva, running makeup, it's all about making a mess of it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Doesn't even have to be in the obvious way. Sweat, saliva, running makeup, it's all about making a mess of it.
Taking this as a sign to let 2026 be a year of horny energy
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Taking this as a sign to let 2026 be a year of horny energy
Almost surprised she doesn't have the streak downstairs too (but happy she has it regardless)
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Almost surprised she doesn't have the streak downstairs too (but happy she has it regardless)
The sound you hear now is LittleKuriboh sprinting to Canada
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The sound you hear now is LittleKuriboh sprinting to Canada
I appreciate seeing this episode because
A. Learning Brian Mitsoda just looks like that in general explains a whole hell of a lot, and
B. This reminded me that Bloodlines 1 is on sale on Steam right now so I can buy it.
A. Learning Brian Mitsoda just looks like that in general explains a whole hell of a lot, and
B. This reminded me that Bloodlines 1 is on sale on Steam right now so I can buy it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I appreciate seeing this episode because
A. Learning Brian Mitsoda just looks like that in general explains a whole hell of a lot, and
B. This reminded me that Bloodlines 1 is on sale on Steam right now so I can buy it.
A. Learning Brian Mitsoda just looks like that in general explains a whole hell of a lot, and
B. This reminded me that Bloodlines 1 is on sale on Steam right now so I can buy it.
Better start getting my wardrobe ready
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Better start getting my wardrobe ready
Animal Crossing Villager looking ass
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Animal Crossing Villager looking ass
Watched it last month, now I can't hear Huey Lewis and the News without wanting to dance like an idiot.
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Watched it last month, now I can't hear Huey Lewis and the News without wanting to dance like an idiot.
Seeing you being happy enough to not only record this but post it makes me want to do something with my OOO Driver next year.
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Seeing you being happy enough to not only record this but post it makes me want to do something with my OOO Driver next year.
I say this with all love for the Salamence line
Buzz Lightyear looking ass
Buzz Lightyear looking ass
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I say this with all love for the Salamence line
Buzz Lightyear looking ass
Buzz Lightyear looking ass
"Don't Touch That" by Laszlo & Gary, downloaded off Limewire and erroneously attributed to Weird Al
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Don't Touch That" by Laszlo & Gary, downloaded off Limewire and erroneously attributed to Weird Al
"Everything is gonna use generative AI" yeah, like how everyone was going to be using crypto and trading NFTs? These people are honestly in need of help because they clearly are too easily suckered into any new fad or tech without any sort of critical thought about it.
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Everything is gonna use generative AI" yeah, like how everyone was going to be using crypto and trading NFTs? These people are honestly in need of help because they clearly are too easily suckered into any new fad or tech without any sort of critical thought about it.
MASON MADDEN WATCHES K-ON, WRESTLING IS SAVED
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MASON MADDEN WATCHES K-ON, WRESTLING IS SAVED
Cannot see this working in their favor in any capacity. They provide no essential service, they're just a media wiki service. When even Fandom hasn't done this it feels like a terrible move.
October 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Cannot see this working in their favor in any capacity. They provide no essential service, they're just a media wiki service. When even Fandom hasn't done this it feels like a terrible move.
HERACROSS BEST MON, LET'S GO BIG BEEFY BOI
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
HERACROSS BEST MON, LET'S GO BIG BEEFY BOI
Switch Pokemon definitely suffers from the problem of the Nintendo Machine cranking out material just for material's sake, but it's so accessible and fun all the same that it's hard to truly hate it. Unless one is a joyless schmuck, which explains 80% of the internet.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Switch Pokemon definitely suffers from the problem of the Nintendo Machine cranking out material just for material's sake, but it's so accessible and fun all the same that it's hard to truly hate it. Unless one is a joyless schmuck, which explains 80% of the internet.
I haven't been on the Rider Train for a long while (OOO was my last one I watched regularly before depression and difficulty watching kicked my ass) and Zeztz has me feeling like I'm 20 years younger in high school again. Feels so good to be back.
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I haven't been on the Rider Train for a long while (OOO was my last one I watched regularly before depression and difficulty watching kicked my ass) and Zeztz has me feeling like I'm 20 years younger in high school again. Feels so good to be back.
I can only remember two songs from that movie, and those are the opening, and the "She's the Corpse Bride" exposition number. And by "remember" I mean "I vaguely know these songs exist but couldn't begin to recall the tunes.
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I can only remember two songs from that movie, and those are the opening, and the "She's the Corpse Bride" exposition number. And by "remember" I mean "I vaguely know these songs exist but couldn't begin to recall the tunes.
Everyone loves when you can just fill a template out and count on nostalgia hounds making decks for it anyway (The irony that Star Trek also comes out next year is not lost on me)
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Everyone loves when you can just fill a template out and count on nostalgia hounds making decks for it anyway (The irony that Star Trek also comes out next year is not lost on me)
Once took a poetry class and composed a poem where every line started with the title of a Rush song. Got to enjoy nearly 20 minutes of the whole class debating the rhythm and line breaks before I revealed that little tidbit. I fucking love Rush.
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Once took a poetry class and composed a poem where every line started with the title of a Rush song. Got to enjoy nearly 20 minutes of the whole class debating the rhythm and line breaks before I revealed that little tidbit. I fucking love Rush.
Does me starting to watch Gunbuster last night mean I should move to Canada?
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Does me starting to watch Gunbuster last night mean I should move to Canada?