Terrifying Effigies
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You're a cool person who does cool stuff OP
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You're a cool person who does cool stuff OP
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT LITTLE ST. JAMES
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
December 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT LITTLE ST. JAMES
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
The tiniest sliver offsetting my massive rage is the fact that he honestly thinks that's a flattering portrait of himself. Just wallpapering every public space with me looking like a poopy constipated baby, sure thing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The tiniest sliver offsetting my massive rage is the fact that he honestly thinks that's a flattering portrait of himself. Just wallpapering every public space with me looking like a poopy constipated baby, sure thing.
Now now, he can poop, he just requires invasive medical intervention to do so.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Now now, he can poop, he just requires invasive medical intervention to do so.
Strangely enough it gave me a lot of Pratchett vibes (extremely laudatory)
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Strangely enough it gave me a lot of Pratchett vibes (extremely laudatory)
See, real luxury is having a coffee maker next to the commode to really make the morning visits go smooth.
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
See, real luxury is having a coffee maker next to the commode to really make the morning visits go smooth.
Getting sent in a solid gold packing sleeve as befits the king
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Getting sent in a solid gold packing sleeve as befits the king
My guess for the first would be to avoid public shaming / loss of face, although potentially more at the section chief or higher level than the actual specialists themselves.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My guess for the first would be to avoid public shaming / loss of face, although potentially more at the section chief or higher level than the actual specialists themselves.
Tried unloading a bunch of shifty horse armor DLC
(Now let me go look up how old that meme is and crumble into dust)
(Now let me go look up how old that meme is and crumble into dust)
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Tried unloading a bunch of shifty horse armor DLC
(Now let me go look up how old that meme is and crumble into dust)
(Now let me go look up how old that meme is and crumble into dust)
Bunny going pretty hard there
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Bunny going pretty hard there
*spoliers* Loved the reverse haunted house they pulled off at the end, was cackling when they finally reached the town museum.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*spoliers* Loved the reverse haunted house they pulled off at the end, was cackling when they finally reached the town museum.
Given how well his calls to nuke the filibuster have gone, can't wait for him to start demanding constitutional amendments.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Given how well his calls to nuke the filibuster have gone, can't wait for him to start demanding constitutional amendments.
That's a Jerry Lundegaard outfit if I've ever saw one.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That's a Jerry Lundegaard outfit if I've ever saw one.
Your college milk crate shelf finally giving way
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Your college milk crate shelf finally giving way
Expanding to actual major drug routes like Columbia, Mexico, or DR would certainly disprove that theory.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Expanding to actual major drug routes like Columbia, Mexico, or DR would certainly disprove that theory.
The fact that Trump hasn't (yet) expanded his 'drug' war still leads me to believe this is all actually about trying to find some means to stuff Venezuelan refugees back into Venezuela. There's just not enough drugs transiting Ven specifically and no action against actual major flows.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The fact that Trump hasn't (yet) expanded his 'drug' war still leads me to believe this is all actually about trying to find some means to stuff Venezuelan refugees back into Venezuela. There's just not enough drugs transiting Ven specifically and no action against actual major flows.
The famous land bridge between Caracas and South Miami
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The famous land bridge between Caracas and South Miami
Why don't we always use stone? Turns out it's pretty heavy, and sometimes Mother Nature doesn't provide any conveniently sized and shaped rocks nearby. While wood rots, it can be cut to size and the woods is usually full of it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why don't we always use stone? Turns out it's pretty heavy, and sometimes Mother Nature doesn't provide any conveniently sized and shaped rocks nearby. While wood rots, it can be cut to size and the woods is usually full of it.