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Ryan
@teshiron.bsky.social
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Muni driver, rabid union activist, Factorio player, gay as fuck. Over 40 so I don’t have time for your bullshit anymore. 😘 (Opinions are my own, I do not speak for my employer)
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I have been informed that I am a Rocket main, but this was actually a known issue.
Another screenshot from the Marvel Rivals year in review. My longest win streak was 11 games, and the longest losing streak was 5. The longest game I played was 21 minutes (this has nothing on an Overwatch "total mayhem" match, which can go on for over an hour) and it says Rocket Raccoon is my most played hero.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Apparently, I am in the 92nd percentile of Marvel Rivals players for time played. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️
A screenshot from the Marvel Rivals anniversary review. I started playing on January 6, 2025, which was 335 days ago. I have played 235 hours, which is more than 92% of other players.
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I need to remember that not every Wikipedia daily featured article is a pointed commentary on US politics…
A screenshot of an email telling me that the English Wikipedia Article of the Day is “Nuremberg trials”.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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🧐
A screenshot from a news article about the Comey case: "Am I correct -" the judge began. "No, you're not," Halligan interrupted, clasping her wrists behind her back.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Thanks for the timely notification, Google. You’re only … *checks watch* … 11 years and 9 months late.
A screenshot of an email from “The Google Workspace Team” dated today, November 10, 2025, telling me that the payment for my domain registration failed in February 2014. A closeup of the date line from the email A closeup of the last paragraph of the email, telling me my domain won’t be renewed in 2014.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Soon:
Cartoon image of an orange cat that has had its fur blow-dried
October 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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here is an orange cat being judgmental since I don’t have the energy to do it myself
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Eating them?
A news headline from “REAL SIMPLE” that reads “My Bananas Never Get Too Brown Thanks to This One Simple Hack”
October 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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So close, that is a shape.
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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what’s your sign
A blue metal official-looking sign mounted to a signpost that says “please like and share this post”
September 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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No, no, it’s a candle metaphysically linked to a ghost. Light candle, get ghost.
An image from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Sub Rosa”. Beverly Crusher is in uniform, holding a lit candle in a glass and metal holder and looking at it fondly.
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Drop some TELEPHONES ☎️📱🖤
A meme composed of screens from a recent episode of Strange New Worlds involving telephones, with Una and Pelia having an absurd conversation by phone.
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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(the answer, naturally, is Wanda)
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Any guess on which character this was? lol
A slice of a Marvel Rivals scoreboard, showing me with 30 final hits, and everyone else is in the single digits.
September 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Sure, Jan.
A screenshot of a Marvel Rivals scoreboard, showing me as Scarlet Witch and another player as Blade. Despite the fact that I did better than they did in all relevant categories except assists (including getting a 6 KO streak), they got the MVP badge.
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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No wonder it’s taking so long to develop affordable nuclear fusion. They’ve been running it on steam power!
A screenshot of a headline from The Verge: “Looks like nuclear fusion is picking up steam”
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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What's your favorite cruising spot? I'll go next.
A screenshot of the final round of Trivia Murder Party
August 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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As long as he can work the scoop, that’s fine.
A screenshot of a news headline from the San Francisco Chronicle reading “Bear caught behind counter at Tahoe ice cream shop”. The accompanying photo shows a brown bear behind a shop counter looking over it at the photographer, as if ready to take his order. The bear is doing a blep, which makes him look a little doofy, like he might not know how to scoop ice cream.
August 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The moon haunts you.
A scoreboard screenshot from Marvel Rivals, showing Moon Knight as MVP, 44 KOs, 6 deaths, 28 final hits, and 28,222 damage. The medals are most damage, most KOs, and 5 KO streak.
July 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Ebb Tide roses in Golden Gate Park
A rose bush with several deep purple blooms.
July 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Passenger: Why is this bus late?

Me: Don’t make me tap the sign.

The sign:
A wooden sign with a black background, with the words “Suck it up, Buttercup” painted in white and blue.
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The four genders:
An illuminated sign hanging in Old Navy, with an arrow pointing left. It reads “Girls, Boys, Escalator, Baby.”
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM