tessa lylah
@tessaxlylahx.bsky.social
Wifey. Mother x3. Mastered it x2. Corporate Baddie. Repost ≠ Endorsement. Views reflect myself and not that of my employer.
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tessa lylah
@tessaxlylahx.bsky.social
· Oct 30
Tessa Lylah Humeniak & McKinley Phoenix Humeniak | Amazon Wedding Registry
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Saw someone else do this and decided, why not give it a shot?
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
The fact that I’m going to spend almost all of 2026 doing genetic & medical testing so we can start IVF is so crazy to me. Like, I’m excited because we’re going to take the steps to have our last baby, but it’s so wild that this is legit about to happen.
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The fact that I’m going to spend almost all of 2026 doing genetic & medical testing so we can start IVF is so crazy to me. Like, I’m excited because we’re going to take the steps to have our last baby, but it’s so wild that this is legit about to happen.
Can she come pick me up? I’m quiet af and I won’t touch anything. She look happy & glowy and I wanna be wherever she at.
From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can she come pick me up? I’m quiet af and I won’t touch anything. She look happy & glowy and I wanna be wherever she at.
Ooooo Mrs. Obama is aging like fine wine
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ooooo Mrs. Obama is aging like fine wine
Legit decided to act a whole ass all because I wanted to come home. Chile, if men ain’t got shit else, they got the fucking audacity.
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Legit decided to act a whole ass all because I wanted to come home. Chile, if men ain’t got shit else, they got the fucking audacity.
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I'm attempting to walk the fine line of not trying to control the future (I've been working on this in therapy), and just living in the moment, and just having the fun that's being offered to me. . .
when everything in my head is telling me this guy is not really the one for me
when everything in my head is telling me this guy is not really the one for me
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm attempting to walk the fine line of not trying to control the future (I've been working on this in therapy), and just living in the moment, and just having the fun that's being offered to me. . .
when everything in my head is telling me this guy is not really the one for me
when everything in my head is telling me this guy is not really the one for me
I’m at the point where giving up feels so much better than trying
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I’m at the point where giving up feels so much better than trying
So, I’m superstitious. Every time I’ve burnt my forehead doing my hair, something good happens. In spirituality, when glass breaks, it means breakthrough is coming.
Well, I burned my forehead AND my glass cup broke today.
Well, I burned my forehead AND my glass cup broke today.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So, I’m superstitious. Every time I’ve burnt my forehead doing my hair, something good happens. In spirituality, when glass breaks, it means breakthrough is coming.
Well, I burned my forehead AND my glass cup broke today.
Well, I burned my forehead AND my glass cup broke today.
I am so incredibly overstimulated, right now. Like, being ran over by a semi truck would be the only thing to solve it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I am so incredibly overstimulated, right now. Like, being ran over by a semi truck would be the only thing to solve it.
I’m quite literally a sniffle away from talking to everybody how they talk to me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m quite literally a sniffle away from talking to everybody how they talk to me.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As a Nigerian-American, I hate this.
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As a Nigerian-American, I hate this.
What tf DOES he know?!
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What tf DOES he know?!
Favorite thing about today? Disinfecting our sectional and doing amazing work around the house.
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Favorite thing about today? Disinfecting our sectional and doing amazing work around the house.
Having my complete Sunday Reset done before noon is a different type of relaxation. I mopped, dropped out the rental car, cleaned the kitchen, organized my inboxes and cleaned up my text messages.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Having my complete Sunday Reset done before noon is a different type of relaxation. I mopped, dropped out the rental car, cleaned the kitchen, organized my inboxes and cleaned up my text messages.
Maybe because I’m completely on E and in one of the worse fibromyalgia episodes I’ve had in a really long time, but I’m not mad that my son doesn’t have a costume. I’m mad we waited to the last minute, but I’m in so much pain, I can’t think straight
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Maybe because I’m completely on E and in one of the worse fibromyalgia episodes I’ve had in a really long time, but I’m not mad that my son doesn’t have a costume. I’m mad we waited to the last minute, but I’m in so much pain, I can’t think straight
My adderall had to be adjusted lol
I have been so angry lately and I don’t really like it. Literally, for two weeks straight, I’ve been so mad
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My adderall had to be adjusted lol
Saw someone else do this and decided, why not give it a shot?
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
Tessa Lylah Humeniak & McKinley Phoenix Humeniak | Amazon Wedding Registry
www.amazon.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Saw someone else do this and decided, why not give it a shot?
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
Monday makes 4 months since I married the love of my life.
I’m posting our wedding registry for anyone who feels inclined to gift us anything. No pressure!
Tessa Lylah and McKinley’s Wedding Registry www.amazon.com/wedding/shar...
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baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for a job?
Me? Showed up for an interview an hour after discovering three of my family members passed away due to mild poisoning. Did I mention my wife and I were the ones who discovered them?
Me? Showed up for an interview an hour after discovering three of my family members passed away due to mild poisoning. Did I mention my wife and I were the ones who discovered them?
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for a job?
Me? Showed up for an interview an hour after discovering three of my family members passed away due to mild poisoning. Did I mention my wife and I were the ones who discovered them?
Me? Showed up for an interview an hour after discovering three of my family members passed away due to mild poisoning. Did I mention my wife and I were the ones who discovered them?
Someone on TikTok called me a drug dealer’s girlfriend all because I listed the catholic school I went to on my betrayal list. So, since I’m a “drug dealers girlfriend”, here’s so photos of me and my “boyfriend”
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Someone on TikTok called me a drug dealer’s girlfriend all because I listed the catholic school I went to on my betrayal list. So, since I’m a “drug dealers girlfriend”, here’s so photos of me and my “boyfriend”
Eased into my morning today. I woke up before my alarm. Texted my kids to have a good day at school, tended to a sick kid, did my self care, and did my skincare. Now to finish my todo list and move on it.
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Eased into my morning today. I woke up before my alarm. Texted my kids to have a good day at school, tended to a sick kid, did my self care, and did my skincare. Now to finish my todo list and move on it.
Am I glad my son is sick today? No. But I’m over the moon about getting the opportunity to stay home and be cozy while it’s raining and chilly.
October 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Am I glad my son is sick today? No. But I’m over the moon about getting the opportunity to stay home and be cozy while it’s raining and chilly.
Ever thought you were over something and didn’t care anymore then someone brings it up and your entire mood shifts
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ever thought you were over something and didn’t care anymore then someone brings it up and your entire mood shifts
10 rejections in one day is a bit excessive, but okay.
October 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
10 rejections in one day is a bit excessive, but okay.