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lover of books, programming languages, compilers, the colour of the sky and computers
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thanos holding spoon fork says perfectly balanced as all things should be
June 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Making me think of this one
Twitter screenshot. The top tweet says “why does it feel like misgendering when people call cloud he/him?” It is a quote tweet of an image of cloud from the remake of final fantasy 7, captioned “cadet cloud #FF7” A reply to the top tweet says “cloud is like if a bunch of lesbians designed a man by committee”
May 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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ahah someone was like "what if you just add a huge number to intentionally trigger floating point precision issues?"

and uh yeah it works 💀 this is so unhinged i love it

sharplab.io#v2:C4LgTgrgd...
code for rounding floats to nearest power of two interval by adding a huge number. source code link: https://sharplab.io/#v2:C4LgTgrgdgNAJiA1AHwAICYCMBYAUHgegIAIA3AQwBsIBTY4Ae2LAejjwDNKHzgziAvMQAs6AMzCAdADZpojgG48hEsgD6AUTXq1ASzVriAChoAPAA4MoNKH1IBnYvajlzxXbZpgKlAJQriZGJMQOCCdACg9FDMAmFI4jEYggAOBOFkzGk8Dz4NQWJ0BWJlXCJmVig4DwBzHNsnApCAHmbjcQBaDV8lXC4ePjAC0kR7DvtegIB3XWAAC2J8oXQYd09vKia4gNIC4TF0KVlRAKGhfcPJAHYAVmJ7pyZZ4imGMABrR0BeDcAAndLUTAATiMACI3roah4qCBiCDiIgyD08ADgSCWGwaAhYfDmEjcCjQfYYXCEfYekA=
May 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM