Tess Hoffman
@tesselated.bsky.social
I thought we only named things after dead people
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I thought we only named things after dead people
Using AI instead of artists, wasting natural resources, to create a state sponsored shit dump on American citizens (and a flag) really encapsulates this administration
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Using AI instead of artists, wasting natural resources, to create a state sponsored shit dump on American citizens (and a flag) really encapsulates this administration
Maybe trump meant he would have 90 deals in 90 days. Not the US, but trump enterprises. I think he conflated his jobs.
Same with birthright citizenship. He just really hates his family and wanted out of the prenup.
Same with birthright citizenship. He just really hates his family and wanted out of the prenup.
June 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Maybe trump meant he would have 90 deals in 90 days. Not the US, but trump enterprises. I think he conflated his jobs.
Same with birthright citizenship. He just really hates his family and wanted out of the prenup.
Same with birthright citizenship. He just really hates his family and wanted out of the prenup.
How much is trump costing us? I’m thinking court cases alone, we will be paying for this for years.
Trump has lost over 95% of his cases so far. Yay!
Aren’t we, the taxpayers, going to be footing those bills in perpetuity?
Trump has lost over 95% of his cases so far. Yay!
Aren’t we, the taxpayers, going to be footing those bills in perpetuity?
May 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How much is trump costing us? I’m thinking court cases alone, we will be paying for this for years.
Trump has lost over 95% of his cases so far. Yay!
Aren’t we, the taxpayers, going to be footing those bills in perpetuity?
Trump has lost over 95% of his cases so far. Yay!
Aren’t we, the taxpayers, going to be footing those bills in perpetuity?
Wondering how the astronauts stuck in space are feeling right about now…
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wondering how the astronauts stuck in space are feeling right about now…
When do we all just collectively sit down and say,”No.”
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When do we all just collectively sit down and say,”No.”
I hope every other nation makes the next four years hurt for the US.
Don’t normalize our behavior, rest of the world, help us regret our decisions
Don’t normalize our behavior, rest of the world, help us regret our decisions
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I hope every other nation makes the next four years hurt for the US.
Don’t normalize our behavior, rest of the world, help us regret our decisions
Don’t normalize our behavior, rest of the world, help us regret our decisions