Tess Hoffman
@tesselated.bsky.social
I saw a notice in the PO the other day that stated they initiated surge pricing for the holidays to be commensurate with other mailing companies. My question is: didn’t I already pay to have this be a service?
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
I saw a notice in the PO the other day that stated they initiated surge pricing for the holidays to be commensurate with other mailing companies. My question is: didn’t I already pay to have this be a service?
I have used it with my teenagers, and they were totally grossed out. “Don’t ever say that again, Mom.”
You should absolutely use it at every opportunity
You should absolutely use it at every opportunity
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have used it with my teenagers, and they were totally grossed out. “Don’t ever say that again, Mom.”
You should absolutely use it at every opportunity
You should absolutely use it at every opportunity
In Germany, pharmacists are trained to identify mushrooms foraged locally. That’s a skill set needed for the job.
Can’t quite identify why I am connecting these dots, so apologies for the tangent.
Can’t quite identify why I am connecting these dots, so apologies for the tangent.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In Germany, pharmacists are trained to identify mushrooms foraged locally. That’s a skill set needed for the job.
Can’t quite identify why I am connecting these dots, so apologies for the tangent.
Can’t quite identify why I am connecting these dots, so apologies for the tangent.
And also men. The Beatles were men. They are hysterical over men
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And also men. The Beatles were men. They are hysterical over men
Hysterical fans to represent feminism?
Ding dong. Patriarchy calling.
Ding dong. Patriarchy calling.
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hysterical fans to represent feminism?
Ding dong. Patriarchy calling.
Ding dong. Patriarchy calling.
Because he can. Why kill people? Because he can. Even on 5th Ave, and nobody will do anything about it
December 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Because he can. Why kill people? Because he can. Even on 5th Ave, and nobody will do anything about it
Gift card to their local movie theatre. Maybe a local restaurant. So, they can have an adventure and they don’t have to take their parents if they don’t want to.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Gift card to their local movie theatre. Maybe a local restaurant. So, they can have an adventure and they don’t have to take their parents if they don’t want to.
Like in the Glass Onion?
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Like in the Glass Onion?
It sounds like something my obgyn would suggest to me
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It sounds like something my obgyn would suggest to me
VW believes differently
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
VW believes differently
I saw someone referring to the team as the Washington Grifters. It would seems a more appropriate name under the circumstances
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I saw someone referring to the team as the Washington Grifters. It would seems a more appropriate name under the circumstances
You’d think they’d have learned after the school fiasco
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You’d think they’d have learned after the school fiasco
Ok ok. But what about on 5th avenue?
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ok ok. But what about on 5th avenue?
I hope spectators make it so loud that they can’t play until he has to go.
September 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I hope spectators make it so loud that they can’t play until he has to go.
Reminds me of this documentary. m.imdb.com/title/tt1649...
I Always Do My Collars First: A Film About Ironing (Video 2006) ⭐ 8.0 | Documentary, Short
25m
m.imdb.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reminds me of this documentary. m.imdb.com/title/tt1649...
Because trump is the victim here
July 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Because trump is the victim here
He wants to be this guy
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and saying `` it 's time to start ... '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone and saying `` it 's time to start ... '' .
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He wants to be this guy
The expectation of a trump administration was that nothing would work. So, expectations have been met.
May 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The expectation of a trump administration was that nothing would work. So, expectations have been met.
He will still leave it as a tourist attraction, though. Think of it as a prison zoo, where you can see ‘the worst of the worst’ suffer
May 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He will still leave it as a tourist attraction, though. Think of it as a prison zoo, where you can see ‘the worst of the worst’ suffer