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Tess Turbo
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Notable globster. Fake horror fan. #1 Sega Saturn lover. No idea what I’m doing. (she/her)
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Wearing a tshirt with your own picture is such a power move
Panel from Dogsred, Rou wearing a tshirt with his own face
December 19, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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Remember Juicy Couture? It’s back! In yarn form.
December 19, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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The Wikipedia article that reads the most like a Strangers With Candy bit
Street terms Street terms for temazepam include king kong pills (formerly referred to barbiturates, now more commonly refers to temazepam), jellies, jelly, Edinburgh eccies, tams, terms, mazzies, temazies, tammies, temmies, beans, eggs, green eggs, wobbly eggs, knockouts, hardball, norries, oranges (common term in Australia and New Zealand), rugby balls, ruggers, terminators, red and blue, no-gos, num nums, blackout, green devils, drunk pills, brainwash, mind erasers, neurotrashers, tem-tems (combined with buprenorphine), mommy's big helper, vitamin T, big T, TZ, the mazepam, resties (North America) and others.
November 8, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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For Halloween I can’t decide between Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy and sexy Flatwoods Monster
October 4, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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Couple’s costume idea: Tuun-La and Stalingrad from The Tick (1994)
Tuun-La, not of this Earth, and Stalingrad embracing
October 4, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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Me: It’s 4 am, can’t sleep, guess I’ll read the Book of the New Sun
Severian:
Men have numberless advantages over women and for that reason are rightly charged to protect them, yet there is one great one women may boast over men: No woman has ever had her organs of generation crushed between her own pelvis and the bony spine of one of these gallop- ing brutes. That happened to me twenty or thirty times before we reined up, and when I slid over the crupper at last and leaped aside to dodge a kick, I was in no very good mood.
September 2, 2023 at 8:53 AM
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Iceland generates its geothermal energy from a magma plume nicknamed “the headless cat”
Cat sleeping with no head visible
August 17, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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Babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your milky butter football
Milky butter football
August 8, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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How to sell your friends on manga
August 4, 2023 at 5:53 PM
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Girl, same
Help me Jesus! I have nothing to wear! by Shari Braendel
August 4, 2023 at 2:02 PM