Teufelaffe
@teufelaffe.bsky.social
Self-propelled cat furniture & board game player. Sex Worker positive. Trans rights are human rights. Intersectional feminist. All cats are good cats. He/Him.
Generative "AI" is bad and you should feel bad if you voluntarily use it.
Generative "AI" is bad and you should feel bad if you voluntarily use it.
Some people just need to complain, I guess
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Some people just need to complain, I guess
Who can forget such classic Rio Grande games like Taters, Bacon Egg & Cheese Croissants, and my personal fave, Cinnamon French Toast.
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Who can forget such classic Rio Grande games like Taters, Bacon Egg & Cheese Croissants, and my personal fave, Cinnamon French Toast.
The new Knives Out movie looks great (game is "Meow Tower" on Android)
January 22, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The new Knives Out movie looks great (game is "Meow Tower" on Android)
I get what they were going for with this set (bubbly potions!), but this really just looks like Nurgle dice. (Set is Fizzbang, from Dice Envy)
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I get what they were going for with this set (bubbly potions!), but this really just looks like Nurgle dice. (Set is Fizzbang, from Dice Envy)
Salome would like it known that in all of the Earth's history there has never been a cat more cold than she, and if she didn't regularly yell at me to cover her with her blanket she would, in fact, die.
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Salome would like it known that in all of the Earth's history there has never been a cat more cold than she, and if she didn't regularly yell at me to cover her with her blanket she would, in fact, die.
I'm not inherently opposed to "jiggle physics" in games, but stuff like this is a) pointless since it's only really visible on the character selection screen, and b) not helping game devs beat the "never actually consensually touched a woman" stereotype. (Game is Path of Exile 2)
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I'm not inherently opposed to "jiggle physics" in games, but stuff like this is a) pointless since it's only really visible on the character selection screen, and b) not helping game devs beat the "never actually consensually touched a woman" stereotype. (Game is Path of Exile 2)
Found out about Allods Online —basically a Russian World of Warcraft— and one of the races is "Gibberling", which look like anthropomorphic Pomeranians. And get this, your "character" is a group of three of them. Here's my Gibberling Cannoneer:
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Found out about Allods Online —basically a Russian World of Warcraft— and one of the races is "Gibberling", which look like anthropomorphic Pomeranians. And get this, your "character" is a group of three of them. Here's my Gibberling Cannoneer:
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
"The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill can't hurt you; it isn't real."
The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill you:
The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill you:
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill can't hurt you; it isn't real."
The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill you:
The massage chair that's secretly evil and is coming to kill you:
Looking at the episode list for The Good Place on Peacock and the synopsis of the final episode is sending me.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Looking at the episode list for The Good Place on Peacock and the synopsis of the final episode is sending me.
TIL that the original "Lorem ipsum" passage is based on text written by Cicero in 45BC, in which he waxes philosophical about the foolishness of eschewing pleasure and praising pain.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
TIL that the original "Lorem ipsum" passage is based on text written by Cicero in 45BC, in which he waxes philosophical about the foolishness of eschewing pleasure and praising pain.
Mango sticky rice, or Trogdor the Burninator?
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mango sticky rice, or Trogdor the Burninator?
I swear this picture on the FedEx home page looks like it should be a still from Get Out
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I swear this picture on the FedEx home page looks like it should be a still from Get Out
I love how people just assume that multi-national, multi-billion-dollar corporations know what they're doing. Meanwhile, this is on the internal page for submitting a certain type of service request:
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I love how people just assume that multi-national, multi-billion-dollar corporations know what they're doing. Meanwhile, this is on the internal page for submitting a certain type of service request:
Uh, shouldn't the publisher of the game and rulebook know exactly how many cubes in total — and of each color — they're including in the box? (Pirates of Maracaibo - screen snippet is from PDF version of the rulebook, but it's the same in the print version)
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Uh, shouldn't the publisher of the game and rulebook know exactly how many cubes in total — and of each color — they're including in the box? (Pirates of Maracaibo - screen snippet is from PDF version of the rulebook, but it's the same in the print version)
One of the very first things one is taught when learning how to do real research (as opposed to web searching or asking an LLM) is that your own work does not count as a "source."
You are literally being this guy:
You are literally being this guy:
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One of the very first things one is taught when learning how to do real research (as opposed to web searching or asking an LLM) is that your own work does not count as a "source."
You are literally being this guy:
You are literally being this guy:
Also, who really needs a Jacx & Jil Fuh Bah these days?
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Also, who really needs a Jacx & Jil Fuh Bah these days?
What's wrong honey, don't you want to play Ragon Hoar?
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What's wrong honey, don't you want to play Ragon Hoar?
This is so absurd, and I want it so bad. (Echo Aviation Controller from Honeycomb Aeronautical)
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is so absurd, and I want it so bad. (Echo Aviation Controller from Honeycomb Aeronautical)