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If Bob Ross felt like gentle encouragement, this may feel like endless Saturday morning optimism.

https://texture.watch/card/pokmon-1997

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Pokémon - If Bob Ross felt like gentle encouragement, this may feel like endless Saturday morning optimism.
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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If Sherlock felt like solving puzzles, this feels like discovering the puzzle was your own mortality.

https://texture.watch/card/doctor-who-2005

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Doctor Who - If Sherlock felt like solving puzzles, this feels like discovering the puzzle was your own mortality.
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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If Bojack Horseman felt like a slow burn through depression, this may feel like whiplash between laughter and existential dread.

https://texture.watch/card/rick-and-morty-2013

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Rick and Morty - If Bojack Horseman felt like a slow burn through depression, this may feel like whiplash between laughter and existential dread.
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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If Mad Men felt like elegant despair, this may feel like messy, inescapable sadness.

https://texture.watch/card/the-sopranos-1999

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The Sopranos - If Mad Men felt like elegant despair, this may feel like messy, inescapable sadness.
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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If Buffy felt like clever people fighting monsters, this may feel like scared kids trying to survive them.

https://texture.watch/card/teen-wolf-2011

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Teen Wolf - If Buffy felt like clever people fighting monsters, this may feel like scared kids trying to survive them.
January 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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If Alien felt like survival horror, this feels like survival friendship.

https://texture.watch/card/predator-badlands-2025

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Predator: Badlands - If Alien felt like survival horror, this feels like survival friendship.
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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If The Sopranos felt morally complicated, this may feel morally seductive.

https://texture.watch/card/dexter-2006

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Dexter - If The Sopranos felt morally complicated, this may feel morally seductive.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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If Spider-Man felt like discovering your powers, this feels like discovering the weight they carry.

https://texture.watch/card/smallville-2001

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Smallville - If Spider-Man felt like discovering your powers, this feels like discovering the weight they carry.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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*If **Game of Thrones** felt like watching your heroes fall, this feels like watching humanity itself decompose.*

https://texture.watch/card/the-walking-dead-2010

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The Walking Dead - *If **Game of Thrones** felt like watching your heroes fall, this feels like watching humanity itself decompose.*
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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If Columbo felt like watching a chess match, this feels like doing a crossword in a garden.

https://texture.watch/card/midsomer-murders-1997

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Midsomer Murders - If Columbo felt like watching a chess match, this feels like doing a crossword in a garden.
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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If Chicago P.D. felt intense but contained, this may feel more personally invested and conflicted.

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S.W.A.T. - If Chicago P.D. felt intense but contained, this may feel more personally invested and conflicted.
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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What classic have you never seen and at this point refuse to?

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What classic have you never seen and at this point refuse to?
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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If The Simpsons felt gently subversive, this may feel actively hostile to everything you believe.

https://texture.watch/card/south-park-1997

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South Park - If The Simpsons felt gently subversive, this may feel actively hostile to everything you believe.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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If Psych felt like pure fun with a hint of heart, this may feel like profound sadness with a coating of charm.

https://texture.watch/card/the-mentalist-2008

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The Mentalist - If Psych felt like pure fun with a hint of heart, this may feel like profound sadness with a coating of charm.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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If Doctor Who felt too light and Power Rangers felt too simple, this may feel surprisingly thoughtful.

https://texture.watch/card/kamen-rider-1971

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Kamen Rider - If Doctor Who felt too light and Power Rangers felt too simple, this may feel surprisingly thoughtful.
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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If Greenland felt overwhelming, this may feel more morally complex than emotionally devastating.

https://texture.watch/card/the-great-flood-2025

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The Great Flood - If Greenland felt overwhelming, this may feel more morally complex than emotionally devastating.
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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If Degrassi felt educational and One Tree Hill felt aspirational, this may feel more like emotional immersion therapy.

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Young Hearts - If Degrassi felt educational and One Tree Hill felt aspirational, this may feel more like emotional immersion therapy.
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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If The Mandalorian felt like noble solitude, this may feel like painful isolation.

https://texture.watch/card/the-witcher-2019

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The Witcher - If The Mandalorian felt like noble solitude, this may feel like painful isolation.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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If House of Cards felt like watching a predator hunt, this feels like watching prey become predator.

https://texture.watch/card/breaking-bad-2008

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Breaking Bad - If House of Cards felt like watching a predator hunt, this feels like watching prey become predator.
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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If White Collar felt playful and Hannibal felt nightmarish, this feels like being slowly pulled underwater.

https://texture.watch/card/the-blacklist-2013

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The Blacklist - If White Collar felt playful and Hannibal felt nightmarish, this feels like being slowly pulled underwater.
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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If CSI felt too sterile and Castle felt too whimsical, this may feel just right.

https://texture.watch/card/bones-2005

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Bones - If CSI felt too sterile and Castle felt too whimsical, this may feel just right.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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If My Hero Academia felt inspiring, this may feel bittersweet.

https://texture.watch/card/jujutsu-kaisen-2020

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JUJUTSU KAISEN - If My Hero Academia felt inspiring, this may feel bittersweet.
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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If Avatar felt spiritually grounding, this may feel like a meditation on heroism itself.

https://texture.watch/card/pili-1988

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Pili - If Avatar felt spiritually grounding, this may feel like a meditation on heroism itself.
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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If The Americans felt like a slow-burning secret, this feels like that secret exploding in your living room.

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Trap House - If The Americans felt like a slow-burning secret, this feels like that secret exploding in your living room.
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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If Lost felt like a puzzle you wanted to solve, this may feel like a war you're not sure you want to win.

https://texture.watch/card/game-of-thrones-2011

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Game of Thrones - If Lost felt like a puzzle you wanted to solve, this may feel like a war you're not sure you want to win.
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM