Me now: Well, it turned out to be a close, competitive game.

Me 6 hours ago: So both teams acquitted themselves well!

Me now: Not in the slightest

If your priest looks like that logo I'm converting right now

Verily I have memed it:

This makes me think of my favorite meme of all time, and I will be stealing it as such.

Just happened again

I would put some amount of money on this being why Schill left

This is funny because I use my real voice all the time (very deep) but all throughout high school I would wear it out pitching up to be heard

I wonder if THIS is what gets his inner circle to turn on him

Resigning before announcing your gubernatorial campaign? Not serving out your term while campaigning?

There are many artists and athletes who use their newfound celebrity to push horrible cultural changes. It would be unfair to say that this is even in the top five. But something about the fact that it is another example *Of the Art that Granted him Fame and Influence* drives me up the fuckin' wall.

Does “veto proof” require a second vote after the president vetoes?

The list of teams with three or fewer losses that you look at and go "They're not that good, are they?!" is pretty long this year, and the Bears are the funniest of the bunch

Said "Oh God" out loud when I saw the replay

I would not put anybody above a certain income bracket in the implausible camp and I would certainly put Hanks in that bracket. He is not in the Likely column within that bracket though, by any means