pretty amazing that New Yerk managed to win 5y in a row despite being utterly confused about their team logo. how distracting! 🤣

owner needs to be charged with gross negligence leading to death for this shit.

ok but like, I had a great aunt who lived to 102 & I never, not even once, saw her out of her chair. when 100 years old YOU reach, stand as much you will not, hmmm? 😜

oh, and “pronouns”, can’t forget about the woke grammar! 🤣

pretty sure the “anti-woke” types consider “woke” to just be having to literally even SEE anyone who isn’t a conservative cishet white male, either in public or in any form of media

“my Fuji” yes, yes it is. 😜

ah yes, cancel culture in action. 🙄

good help isn’t “hard to find”, businesses just don’t want to pay 5 cashiers when they can pay 1 to just stand there & watch all the registers at once 😑

the people who can’t drive without their cars doing it for them will soon be the same people won’t be able to think without some LLM doing it for them. 😑

eh, just the kabukicho donki, looks about right to me 😝

no but this came up in my TL just a few below yours (using the same quote in the 3rd screenshot)

bsky.app/profile/robi...

hell yeah, the audio version is 🔥🔥🔥 (not least because you get to hear how the gullah actually sounds)

it’s like the Rocky jumprope scene but without the jumprope 😂

soooo the company that fought tooth & nail to protect their IP by lobbying to harden & extend copyright law, is going to… let any dork with a phone app use its beloved IP for whatever they feel like. 🤨

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Garland wasn’t a justice because Mitch decided to say “fuck you, Obama” & obstruct the nomination. but I’d far rather have had Garland on the SCOTUS doing nothing to overturn Roe v Wade & other rollbacks of civil rights, than having him as AG doing nothing to prosecute DJT before it was too late.

there is no ass, no matter how vile, he isn’t willing to kiss.

* wants to ruin the quality of life for everyone who isn’t a conservative white male billionaire.

#ftfy