⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
@th3c00lestkidd.bsky.social
" SHAME THAT ALL THE C00LEST KIDS ARE SO
MISUNDERSTOOD. WE ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 ! "
Pinned
yay ! ! setting ants on fire !
those fire ants will pay
those fire ants will pay
yay!! i’ll get my matches
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
yay ! ! setting ants on fire !
those fire ants will pay
those fire ants will pay
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
can we set them on fire instead
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
dude . ffffff
ffflip yes .
ffflip yes .
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
🤨
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
does anyone want to smack anthills with sledgehammers with me i'm booored
sometimes when i'm bored i like to hit ants with rocks
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
sometimes when i'm bored i like to hit ants with rocks
oh my gosh , you have no idea how happy i am that someone agrees with me about how yucky green beans are !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
exactly! and he’s always like ‘look, your old Dad has some!’ and it’s like … who cares!!
Calls me picky all the time, hmph .. !
Calls me picky all the time, hmph .. !
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
oh my gosh , you have no idea how happy i am that someone agrees with me about how yucky green beans are !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
a lot of the grown-ups i've met act like green beans are actually good , and then they try and persuade me to eat it by saying stuff like " it's good for you " !
it's yucky ! so , no !
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i hope dad doesn’t get green beans again… yuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
green beans are the worst . . . !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
i don't understand how anyone can like them ! they don't even /look/ yummy !
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
pleaseeee.
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
look look. come try a little piece.
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
you're not even gonna try my turkey? :(
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
you gonna try the turkey this year, bud?
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ curled up under a blanket . cold . . . ]
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[ curled up under a blanket . cold . . . ]
i dunno , what if the secret fish come out because they smell pizza , and /then/ they eat you !
if i were a fish and i lived here . . . i would definitely be lured by the scent of pizza !
if i were a fish and i lived here . . . i would definitely be lured by the scent of pizza !
um...the only sea creatures that can bite in the blacksite would probably do so regardless of scent. so i guess i'm off the hook there? ...hehe. pun intended.
trust me though. i've tried getting the smell out but after over a decade in that kitchen i don't think i'll ever smell like anything else.
trust me though. i've tried getting the smell out but after over a decade in that kitchen i don't think i'll ever smell like anything else.
you're right . . . i'm sorry , giggle . . .
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i dunno , what if the secret fish come out because they smell pizza , and /then/ they eat you !
if i were a fish and i lived here . . . i would definitely be lured by the scent of pizza !
if i were a fish and i lived here . . . i would definitely be lured by the scent of pizza !
you're right . . . i'm sorry , giggle . . .
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
EEK!!!!!
*gently pushing the slug away....*
don't do that!!! you'll freak both of us out! ;;;
*gently pushing the slug away....*
don't do that!!! you'll freak both of us out! ;;;
yeah . some sacrifices have to be made to quench the beast's hunger . . .
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
you're right . . . i'm sorry , giggle . . .
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
[ gently petting the slug . . . no apologies for elliot , i suppose ! ]
you need to get that pizza smell off of you , though ! ! what if the fish in the sea are hungry for pizza ? what then ? they're gonna eat you !
yeah . some sacrifices have to be made to quench the beast's hunger . . .
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
so you tried to get him to eat me. is that what youre saying.
BECAUSE YOU REEK OF PIZZA , PIZZA BOY
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
yeah . some sacrifices have to be made to quench the beast's hunger . . .
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
. . . and that sacrifice is YOU , PIZZA BOY ! ! RAAAAH ! !
[ PUTTING GIGGLE UP TO HIS FACE ? ? ? ? ]
BECAUSE YOU REEK OF PIZZA , PIZZA BOY
ohh my bad sorry. you THREW YOUR DRAKO-SLUG AT ME‼️
he's a drako-slug , thank you very much ! 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BECAUSE YOU REEK OF PIZZA , PIZZA BOY
SIR GIGGLE IS NOT A WORM YOU TAKE THAT BACK
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
SIR GIGGLE IS NOT A WORM YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Reposted by ⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
she threw her worm at me bro
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
she threw her worm at me bro
whew . . . i'm exhausted !
[ flopping down . . . phhhbleehh . ]
[ flopping down . . . phhhbleehh . ]
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
whew . . . i'm exhausted !
[ flopping down . . . phhhbleehh . ]
[ flopping down . . . phhhbleehh . ]
i hurt my ankle during that parkour part and i fell , and then died a very , very gruesome death . . .
. . . BUT I LIVE AGAIN , SO WHO CARES ? ! AGAIN , AGAIN ! !
. . . BUT I LIVE AGAIN , SO WHO CARES ? ! AGAIN , AGAIN ! !
hehahahaAAA ~ ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i hurt my ankle during that parkour part and i fell , and then died a very , very gruesome death . . .
. . . BUT I LIVE AGAIN , SO WHO CARES ? ! AGAIN , AGAIN ! !
. . . BUT I LIVE AGAIN , SO WHO CARES ? ! AGAIN , AGAIN ! !
Reposted by ⌞⤑ 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ─ ‼️ ⌝
taking my son to the hadal blacksite because im bored
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
taking my son to the hadal blacksite because im bored
hehahahaAAA ~ ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
hehahahaAAA ~ ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN ! !
[ c00lkidd was here -- oh . he's on fire . and one of his horns was snapped off .
dude ]
dude ]
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
[ c00lkidd was here -- oh . he's on fire . and one of his horns was snapped off .
dude ]
dude ]
[ even after almost being eaten . . . kidd nuzzles up against his father's side ! giggling ! ]
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !
toxins!
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
nooo ! !
don't eat me ! i'm full of . . . toxins ! if you eat me , you'll get poisoned !
you don't wanna be poisoned , right ? ! daaaad ! hahahaaa !
[ playfully shoving him away ! ]
don't eat me ! i'm full of . . . toxins ! if you eat me , you'll get poisoned !
you don't wanna be poisoned , right ? ! daaaad ! hahahaaa !
[ playfully shoving him away ! ]
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
[ even after almost being eaten . . . kidd nuzzles up against his father's side ! giggling ! ]
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !